New Spine found under car park..

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:18 am

A backbone buried in a car park has been confirmed as that of the Liberal Democrat leader, Nick Clegg.

The spine has been missing since May 2010, its whereabouts unknown until this week.

Historians say that the discovery of the backbone also indicates that Clegg was born with one face, as opposed to the two we are used to seeing him with.

"It's amazing to see what he looks like with a spine and just one face. It's like you could just talk to him, have a conversation with him right now," said Lib Dem party member Philippa Liberally. "Of course, he'd ignore everything you say and mutter something about having to make compromises when you're in government... But still."

"He's normally just bones, just a body," added historian Paddy Ashdown-Hill. "But now that I've seen this reconstruction, he's really come to life. I felt almost in the presence of an actual, living Liberal Democrat."

The backbone was discovered in a pub car park, where David Cameron's daughter was also found in 2012. Fortunately, she had only been missing for 15 minutes.

Nick Clegg's Backbone Found Buried In Car Park

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gmc · Post by **gmc** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:07 pm

OK that's funny because it's so true. Sorry no smilies for some reason.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:25 pm

gmc;1419447 wrote: OK that's funny because it's so true. Sorry no smilies for some reason. I your smilies don't come up, scroll down, right hand side at the bottom, click on 'go advanced' and they'll come up.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:47 am

hhhmmm you didn't understand his satire?

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:44 am

oscar;1419457 wrote: I your smilies don't come up, scroll down, right hand side at the bottom, click on 'go advanced' and they'll come up.

Got it

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That's better

posted by fuzzy wuzzy

hhhmmm you didn't understand his satire?

Why do you think we are laughing?

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:43 am

yeah I know

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:07 am

The last person anyone should accuse of not getting satire Is gmc....

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:16 pm

A tory councillor in Grantham wants to put up a statue to margaret thatcher, I was listening to radio 2 in the car while they were discussing it and having a phone in. Funniest thing I've heard in ages there'd have been a punch up if they were face to face.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:42 pm

gmc;1419596 wrote: A tory councillor in Grantham wants to put up a statue to margaret thatcher, I was listening to radio 2 in the car while they were discussing it and having a phone in. Funniest thing I've heard in ages there'd have been a punch up if they were face to face. I wish I'd heard that... wonder if I can stream it ??

You do realise that Us members are probably wondering who the hell Nick Clegg Is ?

He's finished

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:21 am

oscar;1419622 wrote: I wish I'd heard that... wonder if I can stream it ??

You do realise that Us members are probably wondering who the hell Nick Clegg Is ?

He's finished

Not for more than about five seconds. They'll see the word liberal and assume he is a minion of satan.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:55 pm

gmc;1419749 wrote: Not for more than about five seconds. They'll see the word liberal and assume he is a minion of satan. You'll like this.... click on pic to enlarge

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gmc · Post by **gmc** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:13 pm

oscar;1419842 wrote: You'll like this.... click on pic to enlarge

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:17 pm

gmc;1419749 wrote: Not for more than about five seconds. They'll see the word liberal and assume he is a minion of satan.

Well he is sort of

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:43 pm

gmc;1419942 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl It's funny but at the same time strangely disturbing. I'm ordering this.

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