The times you just stand there open mouthed...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:54 am

Had any of those moments?

Mine came this morning..... Imagine the scene....

Mr O comes In and places a bowl of steaming hot porridge oats on a small oblong table beside his sofa along with a jar of honey ( opened with a spoon In It ) and goes back Into the kitchen to fetch his cup of tea.

Cat takes a flying leap onto the table but misjudging slightly, lands on the edge.

Table up ends and bowl of porridge and jar of honey flies at 25 mph across the room where jar of honey smashes against the mantlepiece.

Cat runs In to bedroom and hides.

I have only just finished cleaning.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:57 am

Free to a good home.

Large Black Persian Cat.

Likes staring at walls, sitting In fruit bowls, tormenting small dogs. Jumping skills not very good.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:01 am

Free to collector....

Small, very light Ocassional table....

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:50 am

Are you sure that was an accident?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:01 pm

SnoozeAgain;1421894 wrote: Are you sure that was an accident? My husband Is absolutely convinced he was plotting It.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:06 pm

I don't bloody believe this.

As God Is my witness... he's lying across the large coffee table in front of me and just as I wrote that post, he's pushed off my coffee mug which has now smashed to pieces on the floor...

And It was my favourite mug... the one with Enoch Powell on It...

I can't believe that. That's just damn too spooky.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:30 pm

:wah: Sounds kind of like one of those old cartoons we used to watch.

Sorry about the mess and the broken stuff. Atleast there were no casualties.