Funny for the day

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:15 pm

A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep.

His wife is reading in bed. The man says, "This is the pig that I have sex with when you've got a headache".

His wife retorts, "I think if you'll look harder, you'll find that THAT is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."!!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:17 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That's just wrong! :yh_rotfl

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:21 pm

DAT not nice.............UMMM

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:30 pm

Ugh (or ewe!) thats just ba-a-a-a-d.....:yh_pig

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:20 pm

man & woman in nursing home have sex, after they are done, the man says, what the hell do you have your "time of the month" the woman says no, you fool thats from the rust on your dick! hahahahahaha, my 80 year old father-laws joke. :wah:

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:22 pm

Reminds me of the ugly bloke taking a really awfully smelly ragged pig to market on a dog lead. Another farmer says , "What on earth is that disgusting maggot-ridden flea-infested monster on the end of that lead?" Ugly bloke replies, "That`s an old smelly pig." Farmer explains, "I was actually talking to your pig.............................."