Me.... Can I have a refund please on this eye liner?
Her.. What's wrong with It?
Me... I just can not get the top off. I've tried hot water, one of those rubber grip things, a damp cloth and even my husband can't unscrew It. It's stuck solid.
Her... Have you used any ?
It was a while ago but something else reminded me of It today...
Anyone had similar ?
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At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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along-for-the-ride;1453950 wrote: Was she a blonde?
Sorry. :wah::wah::wah: Funny enough, no, she was a brunette
Sorry. :wah::wah::wah: Funny enough, no, she was a brunette
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Oscar Mate;1453921 wrote: Me.... Can I have a refund please on this eye liner?
Her.. What's wrong with It?
Me... I just can not get the top off. I've tried hot water, one of those rubber grip things, a damp cloth and even my husband can't unscrew It. It's stuck solid.
Her... Have you used any ?
It was a while ago but something else reminded me of It today...
Anyone had similar ?
All the time! I find it humorous when your power is out and the electric company wants you to call them to report it. Now I will agree most of us have cell phones but they want you to call from the number that has the outage. Duh!
Her.. What's wrong with It?
Me... I just can not get the top off. I've tried hot water, one of those rubber grip things, a damp cloth and even my husband can't unscrew It. It's stuck solid.
Her... Have you used any ?
It was a while ago but something else reminded me of It today...
Anyone had similar ?
All the time! I find it humorous when your power is out and the electric company wants you to call them to report it. Now I will agree most of us have cell phones but they want you to call from the number that has the outage. Duh!
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something like that last week:
Me: oi, I should be getting a free voucher for a mothersday card.
her: what, donnow what you are talking about
me: the voucher you give out with every transaction for a free mothersday card.
her: I really don't know what you are talking about.
A huge poster sat in front of her, "free mothersday card voucher with every transaction!!"
Now she was a blonde!
Me: oi, I should be getting a free voucher for a mothersday card.
her: what, donnow what you are talking about
me: the voucher you give out with every transaction for a free mothersday card.
her: I really don't know what you are talking about.
A huge poster sat in front of her, "free mothersday card voucher with every transaction!!"
Now she was a blonde!
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Car in for service mobile number left for contact purposes. Phoned back to make sure it was ready to be told it wasn't because they hadn't been able to contact me to get authority to proceed with a repair. I asked why didn't you call me to be told we did but kept getting your answering machine. In the silence after I asked why didn't you leave a message on the anwering machine since that is what it was for you almost could hear the penny drop.
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This conversation took place between myself and my husband a few nights ago.
What's the difference between Alzheimer's and Dementia ?
I can't remember
What ?
What's what?
Alzheimer's and Dementia ?
What was the question again ?
Forget It
That's what I said, I forgot
What's the difference between Alzheimer's and Dementia ?
I can't remember
What ?
What's what?
Alzheimer's and Dementia ?
What was the question again ?
Forget It
That's what I said, I forgot
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I popped into the bank on an errand.
She: "You're not allowed to do that."
Me: "Are you sure?"
She: "Of course I'm sure."
Me: "Are you absolutely sure because it doesn't make any sense."
She (Now upset with me): "Yes, I am sure!"
Me: "Perhaps you ought to ask someone else."
She: "I don't need to ask anyone else. I know my job!"
Me: "I'm sure that you do. But I INSIST you ask your superior anyway."
She huffed away into the break room where I could hear 2 or 3 voices. She came out after a couple minutes.
She: "Well! In that case you'll have to fill in this form!"
Me: "OK by me."
Form filled in and signed. I got what I was after.
Me: "There you see. It pays to ask someone whenever you're unsure of yourself."
She (Now seething with anger and staring into my pseudo-benevolent eyes): "That's what I did!"
She: "You're not allowed to do that."
Me: "Are you sure?"
She: "Of course I'm sure."
Me: "Are you absolutely sure because it doesn't make any sense."
She (Now upset with me): "Yes, I am sure!"
Me: "Perhaps you ought to ask someone else."
She: "I don't need to ask anyone else. I know my job!"
Me: "I'm sure that you do. But I INSIST you ask your superior anyway."
She huffed away into the break room where I could hear 2 or 3 voices. She came out after a couple minutes.
She: "Well! In that case you'll have to fill in this form!"
Me: "OK by me."
Form filled in and signed. I got what I was after.
Me: "There you see. It pays to ask someone whenever you're unsure of yourself."
She (Now seething with anger and staring into my pseudo-benevolent eyes): "That's what I did!"