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Today's news in Sweden. 27 June 2014

STATISTICS

Shortest Marriages are to be Found in Stockholm.

"Of all the marriages that ended in divorce last year (2013) those in Stockholm had an average run of 10 years while those from Jämtland and Halland had an average of 13 years."

HT's conclusion If you decide to get married be sure not to reside in Stockholm. Commute if necessary.



Fewest Immigrants in the Centre Party.

"Only 5% of those from the Centre Party were born in a country other than Sweden, the Left Party being top of the class with all of 15%."

HT's conclusion Centre Party are racists, foreigners are Communists.



BMW Owners at High Risk of Road Accidents.

"Those driving a BMW have 10 times higher risk of accident than those owning a Toyota. After BMW are Chrysler, Jeep and Rover in the highest risk zone. Least likely to crash are Toyota, Seat, Suzuki, and Skoda."

HT's conclusion This is extremely valuable information for those who are considering purchasing a new automobile. Don't leave it to chance! Pity the statistics don't tell us what what colours to choose. Actually they did (last year) but I've forgotten the results.