Lawyer Joke

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:36 am

A rich man loaned $20,000 each to a Priest, Doctor, and Lawyer on the condition that they repay the money to his estate after he died.

After his funeral, standing over his grave, the Priest said, "I have a confession. Our benefactor is in Heaven now, and I know that he wouldn't want his worldly possessions, so I used all the money to feed the poor."

The Doctor, replied, "I have to confess that I don't have the money either. I used it to heal the poor." Then the lawyer spoke up...

"I am ashamed of both of you. We had a legal obligation. I placed a check for the entire amount in his coffin."

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Fri May 01, 2015 5:21 pm

An old joke

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat May 02, 2015 3:38 am

Begging your pardon gents, but those jokes are both extremely prejudicial and stereotypical attacks on living minorities, I hope you are both ashamed of your selves.

Smaug · Post by **Smaug** » Sat May 02, 2015 3:56 am

Bruv;1478430 wrote: Begging your pardon gents, but those jokes are both extremely prejudicial and stereotypical attacks on living minorities, I hope you are both ashamed of your selves.

Be quiet, Spot!:wah:

superhorn · Post by **superhorn** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:30 pm

It was so cold the other day, I saw lawyer with his hands in his own pockets .

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:32 pm

A busload of lawyers went over a cliff yesterday. it was sad because the driver didn't get out.