I have it in mind, after much thought and advice, to consult a qualified practitioner in buttock enhancement. The effect I try to achieve with what nature provided is unconvincing in that area.
Have any of the panel been there before me, done that and acquired the relevant short-sleeved shirt?
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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AnneBoleyn
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spot;1480514 wrote: I have it in mind, after much thought and advice, to consult a qualified practitioner in buttock enhancement. The effect I try to achieve with what nature provided is unconvincing in that area.
Have any of the panel been there before me, done that and acquired the relevant short-sleeved shirt?
Not I sir, but my wife could be a donor, she has more than an ample supply,nay, a surplus in that area, you would need to sign a disclaimer concerning matching skin tone, but there should no problem if you keep your keks on.
Have any of the panel been there before me, done that and acquired the relevant short-sleeved shirt?
Not I sir, but my wife could be a donor, she has more than an ample supply,nay, a surplus in that area, you would need to sign a disclaimer concerning matching skin tone, but there should no problem if you keep your keks on.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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AnneBoleyn;1480517 wrote: Huh?
I am, I have decided, too lean where I sit. My attempts at that move Miley Cyrus makes do not lead to wide-eyed respect. Placing my hand on my hip and pushing my pelvis sideways fails to look much like Elvis, all it does is make the key-ring in my back pocket jangle. I need plumping treatment round behind.
I am, I have decided, too lean where I sit. My attempts at that move Miley Cyrus makes do not lead to wide-eyed respect. Placing my hand on my hip and pushing my pelvis sideways fails to look much like Elvis, all it does is make the key-ring in my back pocket jangle. I need plumping treatment round behind.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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Bruv;1480518 wrote: she has more than an ample supply
I feel you should seek her permission - explain why, make clear the innocence with which the request was put to you - to upload several photographs into the thread at this stage. With a ruler, if possible, to enable a comparison to be made here.
I feel you should seek her permission - explain why, make clear the innocence with which the request was put to you - to upload several photographs into the thread at this stage. With a ruler, if possible, to enable a comparison to be made here.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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spot;1480520 wrote: I feel you should seek her permission - explain why, make clear the innocence with which the request was put to you - to upload several photographs into the thread at this stage. With a ruler, if possible, to enable a comparison to be made here.
You want images of my wife and the Queen ?
Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.
You want images of my wife and the Queen ?
Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.
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Betty Boop
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Bruv;1480521 wrote: You want images of my wife and the Queen ?
Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.
Brilliant comeback :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.
Brilliant comeback :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Bruv;1480521 wrote: You want images of my wife and the Queen ?
Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.
Now that gave me an audible chuckle. I get an over-the-glasses gaze from the wife when I do that
Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.
Now that gave me an audible chuckle. I get an over-the-glasses gaze from the wife when I do that
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
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I have a natural distrust of any Doctor who chooses to specialise in Proctology.
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Betty Boop;1480522 wrote: Brilliant comeback :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Snowfire;1480539 wrote: Now that gave me an audible chuckle. I get an over-the-glasses gaze from the wife when I do that
Best part of it though.................it rendered Spot speechless.
Snowfire;1480539 wrote: Now that gave me an audible chuckle. I get an over-the-glasses gaze from the wife when I do that
Best part of it though.................it rendered Spot speechless.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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Bruv;1480518 wrote: Not I sir, but my wife could be a donor, she has more than an ample supply,nay, a surplus in that area, you would need to sign a disclaimer concerning matching skin tone, but there should no problem if you keep your keks on.
Send me £1,000 or I will tell your wife you told everybody she has a fat arse.
Send me £1,000 or I will tell your wife you told everybody she has a fat arse.
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gmc;1480577 wrote: Send me £1,000 or I will tell your wife you told everybody she has a fat arse.
She knows what I say about her backside and she is proud of it .
Have you seen those African women 'babule' a baby, a newborn or 4 year old slung across their buttocks inside a shawl ? ....................Well my missus can do that with twins.
She knows what I say about her backside and she is proud of it .
Have you seen those African women 'babule' a baby, a newborn or 4 year old slung across their buttocks inside a shawl ? ....................Well my missus can do that with twins.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth