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I have it in mind, after much thought and advice, to consult a qualified practitioner in buttock enhancement. The effect I try to achieve with what nature provided is unconvincing in that area.

Have any of the panel been there before me, done that and acquired the relevant short-sleeved shirt?

Huh?

spot;1480514 wrote: I have it in mind, after much thought and advice, to consult a qualified practitioner in buttock enhancement. The effect I try to achieve with what nature provided is unconvincing in that area.

Have any of the panel been there before me, done that and acquired the relevant short-sleeved shirt?


Not I sir, but my wife could be a donor, she has more than an ample supply,nay, a surplus in that area, you would need to sign a disclaimer concerning matching skin tone, but there should no problem if you keep your keks on.

AnneBoleyn;1480517 wrote: Huh?


I am, I have decided, too lean where I sit. My attempts at that move Miley Cyrus makes do not lead to wide-eyed respect. Placing my hand on my hip and pushing my pelvis sideways fails to look much like Elvis, all it does is make the key-ring in my back pocket jangle. I need plumping treatment round behind.

Bruv;1480518 wrote: she has more than an ample supply


I feel you should seek her permission - explain why, make clear the innocence with which the request was put to you - to upload several photographs into the thread at this stage. With a ruler, if possible, to enable a comparison to be made here.

spot;1480520 wrote: I feel you should seek her permission - explain why, make clear the innocence with which the request was put to you - to upload several photographs into the thread at this stage. With a ruler, if possible, to enable a comparison to be made here.


You want images of my wife and the Queen ?

Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.

Bruv;1480521 wrote: You want images of my wife and the Queen ?

Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.


Brilliant comeback :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bruv;1480521 wrote: You want images of my wife and the Queen ?

Trust me......my missus beats her hands down.


Now that gave me an audible chuckle. I get an over-the-glasses gaze from the wife when I do that

I have a natural distrust of any Doctor who chooses to specialise in Proctology.

Betty Boop;1480522 wrote: Brilliant comeback :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Snowfire;1480539 wrote: Now that gave me an audible chuckle. I get an over-the-glasses gaze from the wife when I do that


Best part of it though.................it rendered Spot speechless.

Bruv;1480518 wrote: Not I sir, but my wife could be a donor, she has more than an ample supply,nay, a surplus in that area, you would need to sign a disclaimer concerning matching skin tone, but there should no problem if you keep your keks on.


Send me £1,000 or I will tell your wife you told everybody she has a fat arse.

gmc;1480577 wrote: Send me £1,000 or I will tell your wife you told everybody she has a fat arse.


She knows what I say about her backside and she is proud of it .

Have you seen those African women 'babule' a baby, a newborn or 4 year old slung across their buttocks inside a shawl ? ....................Well my missus can do that with twins.