This is the best the BBC can manage today...
Hamas claims to have captured a dolphin being used as an Israeli spy off the coast of Gaza, local media report.
The militant Palestinian Islamist group, which dominates Gaza, says the mammal was equipped with spying devices, including cameras, according to the newspaper Al-Quds (in Arabic).
Hamas 'seizes Israeli spy dolphin' off Gaza - BBC News
Hell of a tricky business, beheading a dolphin, I expect, but the upside is you can barbecue it afterwards and throw an alfresco picnic. Soy sauce, lettuce, a mung bean or two.
Selling the cameras might even turn a profit.
Not a lot happening news-wise, by the look of it.
Not a lot happening news-wise, by the look of it.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
Not a lot happening news-wise, by the look of it.
spot;1484520 wrote: This is the best the BBC can manage today...
Hamas claims to have captured a dolphin being used as an Israeli spy off the coast of Gaza, local media report.
The militant Palestinian Islamist group, which dominates Gaza, says the mammal was equipped with spying devices, including cameras, according to the newspaper Al-Quds (in Arabic).
Hamas 'seizes Israeli spy dolphin' off Gaza - BBC News
Hell of a tricky business, beheading a dolphin, I expect, but the upside is you can barbecue it afterwards and throw an alfresco picnic. Soy sauce, lettuce, a mung bean or two.
Selling the cameras might even turn a profit.
The American military are also known to train Dolphins to attach mines to submarines, amongst other tasks. We should do our own 'dirty work', rather than involve an innocent creature in our scurrilous activities. Humanity really 'sucks' sometimes!
As does the news!
Hamas claims to have captured a dolphin being used as an Israeli spy off the coast of Gaza, local media report.
The militant Palestinian Islamist group, which dominates Gaza, says the mammal was equipped with spying devices, including cameras, according to the newspaper Al-Quds (in Arabic).
Hamas 'seizes Israeli spy dolphin' off Gaza - BBC News
Hell of a tricky business, beheading a dolphin, I expect, but the upside is you can barbecue it afterwards and throw an alfresco picnic. Soy sauce, lettuce, a mung bean or two.
Selling the cameras might even turn a profit.
The American military are also known to train Dolphins to attach mines to submarines, amongst other tasks. We should do our own 'dirty work', rather than involve an innocent creature in our scurrilous activities. Humanity really 'sucks' sometimes!
As does the news!
" To finish first, first you have to finish!" Rick Mears. 4x Winner Indy 500. 3x Indycar National Champion.
Not a lot happening news-wise, by the look of it.
Hardly the best the BBC could manage all day, what about the Greek PM's resignation, the Calais meeting, Glasgow Bus inquiry for just a few ?
You are being flippant aren't you ?
Have you considered either the Israelis are using dolphins to spy, or the news is to make the Palestinians look silly for propaganda purposes ?
The Telegraph is running with the story to make all Israeli opponents past present and future appear ridiculous HERE
You are being flippant aren't you ?
Have you considered either the Israelis are using dolphins to spy, or the news is to make the Palestinians look silly for propaganda purposes ?
The Telegraph is running with the story to make all Israeli opponents past present and future appear ridiculous HERE
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
Not a lot happening news-wise, by the look of it.
Bruv;1484527 wrote: You are being flippant aren't you ?
The only aspect of the item that caught my interest was whether dolphin tastes more like beef or pork, and who I might know as could tell me. It was a common enough dish in the Royal Navy until turbine engines came in, somebody must remember.
I've been building spreadsheets all week, it's starting to get to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_mammals_as_food
It's non-kosher, before you ask.
The only aspect of the item that caught my interest was whether dolphin tastes more like beef or pork, and who I might know as could tell me. It was a common enough dish in the Royal Navy until turbine engines came in, somebody must remember.
I've been building spreadsheets all week, it's starting to get to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_mammals_as_food
It's non-kosher, before you ask.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Not a lot happening news-wise, by the look of it.
spot;1484529 wrote: The only aspect of the item that caught my interest was whether dolphin tastes more like beef or pork..........
It's non-kosher, before you ask.
It tastes like chicken. You are correct, it is non-kosher. Jewish law says we must eat only dumb mammals, hence, no pork either.
It's non-kosher, before you ask.
It tastes like chicken. You are correct, it is non-kosher. Jewish law says we must eat only dumb mammals, hence, no pork either.
Not a lot happening news-wise, by the look of it.
spot;1484529 wrote: The only aspect of the item that caught my interest was whether dolphin tastes more like beef or pork, and who I might know as could tell me. It was a common enough dish in the Royal Navy until turbine engines came in, somebody must remember.
I've been building spreadsheets all week, it's starting to get to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_mammals_as_food
It's non-kosher, before you ask.
A simple yes would have sufficed.
I've been building spreadsheets all week, it's starting to get to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_mammals_as_food
It's non-kosher, before you ask.
A simple yes would have sufficed.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth