10 reasons that I.D.S is sad (according to the mirror) the AA grumpy column

[the grumps]

hello and welcome back to grumpy towers as you can see i,ve had the place re decorated and the editor has been to alcholics anonomous.

following on from four parts story on IDS,s resignation that toilet paper rag the mirror has come up with 10 reasons why ids is sad so i,d like to list them here for your enjoyment of cause there will be my usual caustic humour throughout.

1, He's just been called a s**t by David Cameron...well it takes one to know one because cameron has been a sh*t PM anyway he,s done nothing for the u.k only dictate pontificate and try to look like he,s up to the job.

2, George Osborne made him take money from disabled people... yeah of course he did iain you brought in the bedroom tax and stripped housing benefit from the needy seeing families in B&b while the houses were refurbished for our so called migrant enrichers if george jumped in the thames would you follow him ?

3, People are all mad because he said the cuts were totally fine on thursday ..that was Thursday 24 hours is a long time in politics.

4, Everyone shouted at him for trying to erase the words 'child poverty' out of the Child Poverty Act...and so they should you,ve never had to experience what its like to wear hand me down clothes or go to school without breakfast because like all rich tory parasites ,footballers and celebrity luvvies you dont have to live in the real world.

5, His Andrew Marr interview ran long and now his coffee has gone cold....oh didumms the poor chap now he,ll just have to claim another on expenses £36 please.

6, He set the video to record Sunday Brunch, but it didn't work for some reason...video does he live in the dark ages never heard of sky HD

7, He spent £8.5m on a fluffy monster and nobody likes it... yes ids cost the DWP a whacking 8.5 million pounds money down the drain which would have been better spent elsewhere.

8, A judge has ordered him to release documents proving how rubbish Universal Credit is...UC is just another way the government can distort the job figures and slash £900 per person per year off the welfare bill ooh a bit more to put in the foreign aid / EU pot then

9, People are still moaning about benefit sanctions...ids didnt invent sanctions but just took the idea further by recomending sanctions should be increased from 6 months to 3 years ....three years thats tantamount to government genocide how can you expect someone to live on nothing for 3 years without becoming a homeless vagrant , prostitue or burglar.

10, Now he's got to go and sit on the back benches...take a cushion and your overcoat with you mr smith its rather draughty up there

11, But at least people will probably stop shouting at him in the street... I thought there were only ten grumps (ED).. well you know what fleet street jouralists are they need both their fingers and toes to count as for street abuse he,s about as popular as the hangman jack ketch so i very much doubt it.....

so there you have it 11 which should be 10 reasons poor mr duncan smith is in the doldrums says i grinning like the cheshire cat from alice in wonderland !!! see you tuesday...grumpy:yh_worshp:

[the grumps]

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