Irony

magentaflame · Post by **magentaflame** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:05 pm

Does it fall under the rule of. 'Irony' that ive run out of milk and not fifty feet from where im standing in my kitchen is a herd of cows with calves?

A thread for what you believe is ironic.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:55 pm

Start milkin' them babes.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:10 am

magentaflame;1497973 wrote: Does it fall under the rule of. 'Irony' that ive run out of milk and not fifty feet from where im standing in my kitchen is a herd of cows with calves?

A thread for what you believe is ironic.

Ironic? Or just bad planning :p

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:28 am

Ironic: I got hired to "teach" Summer school, and spent an entire month resetting online tests.

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:29 am

Ironic: I managed to fix the pump on my hot tub....the week of the biggest heat wave to hit the area in decades.

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:34 am

Ironic: My city decided not to ban fireworks in the middle of a month-long dry spell.

tazzy · Post by **tazzy** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:45 pm

it is ironic that i go to store to buy eggs when i have 28 chickens outside my door, they must be on strike

magentaflame · Post by **magentaflame** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:12 pm

I feel your pain Tassy

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:17 am

I was made redundant from the National Careers Service last year. That's pretty damned ironic.

magentaflame · Post by **magentaflame** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 5:08 pm

Bryn Mawr;1497991 wrote: Ironic? Or just bad planning :p

Yep, THE 6 P's and an R

Piss poor planning produces piss poor results.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 5:04 am

magentaflame;1498153 wrote: Yep, THE 6 P's and an R

Piss poor planning produces piss poor results.

:wah: - I like that one

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:02 pm

Ironic: My country celebrates it's independence and freedom by trying to burn each other's houses down.

magentaflame · Post by **magentaflame** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:45 pm

Derryn Hinch whos never voted being elected to the senate on the platform of disposing of the compulsary vote:-2

magentaflame · Post by **magentaflame** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 2:09 pm

You know those long handled thingys that pick stuff off the floor when you cant bend to pick pick things up yourself? What do you do when that falls on the floor?...........

No really! I need to know.

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 5:04 pm

magentaflame;1498153 wrote: Yep, THE 6 P's and an R

Piss poor planning produces piss poor results.

:wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 5:17 pm

magentaflame;1502350 wrote: You know those long handled thingys that pick stuff off the floor when you cant bend to pick pick things up yourself? What do you do when that falls on the floor?...........

No really! I need to know.

The moral there is, don't use the long claw/magnet thingy without first attaching it to your wrist with a loop of string, or whatever - that should prevent it from falling on to the floor and out of your reach ! Simples ! :yh_wink :yh_smiley

Mark Aspam · Post by **Mark Aspam** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 5:40 pm

tazzy;1498051 wrote: it is ironic that i go to store to buy eggs when i have 28 chickens outside my door, they must be on strikeThere is an old story, very possibly true, about US president Calvin Coolidge ("Silent Cal") and his wife visiting an Iowa farm.

The prez and his wife were given guided tours separately, and Mrs. Coolidge was taken to the henhouse. The farmer explained how the rooster serviced the hens. "Once a day?", asked the first lady. "Oh, no ma-am, many times a day!" said the farmer.

"Please tell that to the president!" said Mrs. Coolidge.

Later the president was given the same tour, and the farmer informed the president that his wife had asked the farmer to be sure that the prez understood the mating procedure.

"Same hen every time?" asked Silent Cal.

"Oh, no sir, a different one every time" said the farmer.

"Please tell that to Mrs. Coolidge" said the president.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:16 am

magentaflame;1502350 wrote: You know those long handled thingys that pick stuff off the floor when you cant bend to pick pick things up yourself? What do you do when that falls on the floor?...........

No really! I need to know.

You have several so you always have one to pick up the one you dropped

magentaflame · Post by **magentaflame** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 8:54 pm

Ha ha ha ha ha!

After going on so much about glass ceilings and breaking glass ceilings..... Clinton will be celebrating in an auditorium with ......wait for it!!!!!!!!............... a glass ceiling!

I really hope no one decides to break it!