Give it all up?

[valerie]

Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a

particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.



Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"



"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man

replied.



"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Kirk asked.



"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."



"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" Kirk asked.



"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played

golf in 20 years!"



"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" Kirk asked.



"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.



"Well," said Kirk, "I'm not going to give you the money.

Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim."



The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious

with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."



Kirk replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex."

[minks]

ahahahaha that is a good one.

[pina]

Thats real funny.

My man has copied it to show everyone at work tomorrow. He thinks its hilarious:yh_rotfl

[scenerio]

(ahhhaahaahaa.. :wah: ahhhhahaha)..cough.cough ..choke...i just swolled my gum...choke..cough ...damn that was funny!!! :wah: :p