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Post by spot »

I know I ought not do this.

Never mind, I did anyway.

> On Thu, Oct 04, 2018 at 03:12:49AM +0200, Susan wrote:

> > John! It's me

How could I not answer something that blatant.

> To: Susan

> Subject: Re: John

> How delightful, after all these years. Do you still have those Goya

> miniatures we found in Tobruk? They've never been mentioned in the

> literature, I check occasionally.


> If you visit England I'd be delighted to talk over old times.

> On Thu, Oct 04, 2018 at 09:52:07AM +0200, Susan wrote:

> Hey John, thx for replying me!

> I found your email somewhere, are you on any dating sites?


> Do you remember me? This is my profile: [1]here

> Waiting for you.

I should have stopped.

> To: Susan

> Subject: Re: John

> It's an age since we last met, Susan. I hope Hadrian is well, I'm

> disturbed that you're asking about dating sites if you're still married to

> him!

> Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2018 12:59:43 +0200

> From: Susan

> To:

> Subject: Re: John

> Let's meet in a hotel or at my house!

> But my boyfriend is reading my email,

> let's talk on [1]this dating site

> It's secure there, I don't want him to see our messages.



> Kisses, Susan!

I'm not sure I can go anywhere from that.
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Post by flopstock »

The offer of a bedroom in my basement is also still available to you,,,, just sayin'
I expressly forbid the use of any of my posts anywhere outside of FG (with the exception of the incredibly witty 'get a room already' )posted recently.

Folks who'd like to copy my intellectual work should expect to pay me for it.:-6

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Post by magentaflame »

I have a self contained dungeon if you're willing ....but you know i found your email somewhere and...well you know ... hang on boyfriend is looking over my shoulder ....oh NO!!!! he wants a threesome !!!!....I love you long time ... sincerely Megs.
The 'radical' left just wants everyone to have food, shelter, healthcare, education and a living wage. Man that's radical!....ooooohhhh Scary!

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