Happy Birthday Mr. President

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President Trump just celebrated his 80th birthday by throwing a cage fight evening in the grounds of the White House, watching seven pairs of fighters permitted to inflict knockouts, broken bones, lacerations, and neurological damage - what we in England call GBH while in America it's termed "sport". The real oddity is that women can do this to each other in the cage but are bound by regulation to wear a bra while doing it.

Many international bodies have made awards to honor the President. His insistence on wearing a suit precludes his displaying them in public but they include the Presidential Order of Excellence from Georgia - as in Tiblisi, not Atlanta.

What else? Kosovo's Order of Freedom, Morocco's Order of Muhammad, the United Arab Emirates' Order of Zayed, Egypt's Collar of the Order of the Nile, South Korea's Grand Order of Mugunghwa, the Ellis Island Medal of Honor (but not, as far as I'm aware, for services to immigration) and the International Federation of Association Football Peace Prize as a tribute for hosting the World Cup - And then there's the unique honor as "the first non-Israeli person to receive the Israel Prize", to quote Netanyahu. He also won the Trump International Golf Club Most Improved Player award.

ForumGarden would like to take this opportunity to add this year's ForumGarden Medal of Honor to acknowledge the president's dedicated service to the nation despite the resulting hammer-blows to his personal reputation.