Funny sayings that we use....Everyone from every country - chime in...

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:29 pm

I'll beat her like a red headed step child.....

You really don't have both oars in the water do ya?.........

Whatever makes your Merry-go-Round..............

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:36 pm

"Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

"Don't have a pot to p*** in nor a window to throw it out of"

"Slow as molasses in January"

"Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk" (Pretty much every

year, my hometown sends a reporter out on a hot day and they DO

this!)

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:49 pm

one of my personal favorites>>>"no shite sherlock".

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:52 pm

Like an owl peering out of an ivy bush

As drunk as a hand cart

And a couple of Cornish sayings (try saying them and you'll sound Cornish!):

nawn diddy (know him did you?)

perdee inna (pretty isn't it?)

theia

libertine · Post by **libertine** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:27 pm

It's raining like a cow pi**ing on a flat rock

That was a real hog rassle (for something that was hard to accomplish)

he's a half bubble off plumb

Jika · Post by **Jika** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:29 pm

a couple of aussie pearlers.....

"chuck a u-ie" = do a U-turn when driving

"couldn't give a fat rat's clacker" = couldn't care less. :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:57 pm

lady cop wrote: one of my personal favorites>>>"no shite sherlock".
or for those who don't cuss... no kidding Curly

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:59 pm

one for flopstock

"I'm gonna ride you like a Harley on a BAD road"

Bu-wahahahaha

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:00 pm

Jika wrote:

"chuck a u-ie" = do a U-turn when driving

or in IOWA, "whip a Sh!tty"

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:10 am

OMG Wolv- I have that shirt.One of my Harley shirt has that......

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:20 am

"Don't poke a tiger with a stick" - don't mess with it.

"What's up home-skillet!?" - Hi brother!

"Yah-ta-hey, Shidoni!" - Hello my friend.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:27 am

"get out of town"

"that doesn't float my boat"

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:33 am

"Rode hard and put up wet"

"Few bricks shy of a load"

"Healthy as a horse"

"Hell-bent for election"

"Sweatin' like a stuck pig"

"Shakin' like a dog sh****n' peach pits"

:D

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:58 pm

"you're denser than Uranium"

"You're so dense, light bends around you."

"He's a lemon popsicle. He's yellow and when the heat's on, he melts!"

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:05 pm

He gets my goat

She thinks she's the bees knees

Bob's your uncle

theia

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:15 pm

She's high maintainence

He's a no hoper

Colder than a witches tit

Slicker than eels screwing in a bucket of snot

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:15 pm

"Happier than a 2 ****** billy goat"

"two sheets to the wind"

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

He's as happy as a Pig in $hit

About as welcome as a fart in a telephone booth

About as subtle as a flying brick

About as interesting as watching paint dry

I've seen better hands on a clock

She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo

A legend in his own mind...

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:37 pm

kudos dipsh*t.............Duh?

Ohhh did ya get hurt?? ~ Soak it in cider(inside her)...........hee hee

These are great........I use a lot of them...LOL Keep them coming - I had to use a few new ones tonight on the husband...... :p