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I'll beat her like a red headed step child.....

You really don't have both oars in the water do ya?.........

Whatever makes your Merry-go-Round..............

"Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs"



"Don't have a pot to p*** in nor a window to throw it out of"



"Slow as molasses in January"



"Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk" (Pretty much every

year, my hometown sends a reporter out on a hot day and they DO

this!)

one of my personal favorites>>>"no shite sherlock".

Like an owl peering out of an ivy bush

As drunk as a hand cart

And a couple of Cornish sayings (try saying them and you'll sound Cornish!):

nawn diddy (know him did you?)

perdee inna (pretty isn't it?)

theia

It's raining like a cow pi**ing on a flat rock

That was a real hog rassle (for something that was hard to accomplish)

he's a half bubble off plumb

a couple of aussie pearlers.....

"chuck a u-ie" = do a U-turn when driving

"couldn't give a fat rat's clacker" = couldn't care less. :wah:

lady cop wrote: one of my personal favorites>>>"no shite sherlock".
or for those who don't cuss... no kidding Curly

one for flopstock

"I'm gonna ride you like a Harley on a BAD road"

Bu-wahahahaha

Jika wrote:

"chuck a u-ie" = do a U-turn when driving


or in IOWA, "whip a Sh!tty"

OMG Wolv- I have that shirt.One of my Harley shirt has that......

"Don't poke a tiger with a stick" - don't mess with it.

"What's up home-skillet!?" - Hi brother!

"Yah-ta-hey, Shidoni!" - Hello my friend.

"get out of town"

"that doesn't float my boat"

"Rode hard and put up wet"



"Few bricks shy of a load"



"Healthy as a horse"



"Hell-bent for election"



"Sweatin' like a stuck pig"



"Shakin' like a dog sh****n' peach pits"



:D

"you're denser than Uranium"

"You're so dense, light bends around you."

"He's a lemon popsicle. He's yellow and when the heat's on, he melts!"

He gets my goat

She thinks she's the bees knees

Bob's your uncle



theia

She's high maintainence

He's a no hoper

Colder than a witches tit

Slicker than eels screwing in a bucket of snot

"Happier than a 2 ****** billy goat"

"two sheets to the wind"

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

He's as happy as a Pig in $hit

About as welcome as a fart in a telephone booth

About as subtle as a flying brick

About as interesting as watching paint dry

I've seen better hands on a clock

She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo

A legend in his own mind...

kudos dipsh*t.............Duh?

Ohhh did ya get hurt?? ~ Soak it in cider(inside her)...........hee hee



These are great........I use a lot of them...LOL Keep them coming - I had to use a few new ones tonight on the husband...... :p