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buttercup
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Post by buttercup »

Subject: BEER/WINE MATHEMATICS this is cool and it works - scary ! !!





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>BEER/WINE MATHEMATICS

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> This is pretty neat how it works out.

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> This is cool beer/wine maths!!!!!!!

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> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

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> It takes less than a minute.......

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> Work this out as you read.

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> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

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> Thisisnot one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

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> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would

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>like to have a pint or a glass or two of wine. (try for more than once)



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>2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)

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>3 Add 5. (for Sunday)

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> 4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the

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> calculator................

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> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755. If

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> you haven't, add 1754

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> 6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

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> You should have a three-digit number

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> The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how

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> many times you want to have a pint week).

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> The next two numbers are .

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> YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )

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> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

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> WHILE

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>IT LASTS.
Jika
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Post by Jika »

Bwahaha.... :wah: and here i was thinking this thread was gonna drone on about the perils of hittin' the sauce whilst doing your book-keeping :wah:

awesome find buttercup! i'll be sure to "spread the word" and freak a few people out!

thnx, Jika :)
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