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It rained for days and days and there was a terrific flood. The water rose so high that one man was forced to climb on top of his roof and sat in the rain. As the waters came up higher a man in a rowboat came up to the house and told him to get in. "No thank you, the Lord will save me!" he said, and the man in the rowboat rowed away.
The waters rose to the edge of the roof and still the man sat on the roof until another rowboat came by and another man told him to get in. "No thank you, the Lord will save me!" he said again, and the man rowed away.The waters covered the house and the man was forced to sit on his chimney as the rain poured down and a helicopter came by and another man urged him to get in or he'll drown. "No thank you," the man said again, "The Lord will save me!"
After much begging and pleading the man in the helicopter gave up and flew away. The waters rose above the chimney and the man drowned and went to heaven where he met God.
"Lord, I don't understand," he told Him, frustrated, "The waters rose higher and higher and I waited hours for you to save me but you didn't! Why?"
The Lord just shook his head and said, "What are you talking about? I sent two boats and a helicopter?!"
The Lord Will Save Me!
The Lord Will Save Me!
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
The Lord Will Save Me!
:wah:I can see you're on a roll Poly 

The Lord Will Save Me!
that was totally un called for
i resent that :-3
naw just kidding that was damn funny(haha :wah: haha)

i resent that :-3
naw just kidding that was damn funny(haha :wah: haha)
In between the world of dreams,its all just shadows and light
The Lord Will Save Me!
that was incredibly funny!!! hehehehehehe
I wasn't going to read it at first as I thought it was something ultra religious hehehehe but dang that was good.
I wasn't going to read it at first as I thought it was something ultra religious hehehehe but dang that was good.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
The Lord Will Save Me!
Thanks guys, it's good to know that a couple of people are laughing.
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
The Lord Will Save Me!
polycarp wrote: Thanks guys, it's good to know that a couple of people are laughing.
We try
We try
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
The Lord Will Save Me!
-Polycarp,
Thanks you put a smile on my face.
Thanks you put a smile on my face.
The Lord Will Save Me!
That was a good one, Poly, I'll be sharing it at work tomorrow night!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.