Artificial Vacation...........

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:17 pm

Ok guys, figured my bills and guess what, the only vacation I am getting in the next 4 months , yep, you guessed it, .............An imaginary one, so , hey , what the heck, you are ALLLLLLL, invited, were goinga go to a couple of places, ok, so feel free to click on a bring us to your part of the world.

I am sooo excited we are all going to lady cops house, I looooovvvveee Florida, and then were packing her up and on the The Florida Keys, glad I've been tanning, hey Nomad do I look fat in this bikini, what ya think should I go one size bigger for the top, this is so small for a size D. Maybe in pink like your snowsuit.

Well, I'll pack all of them, come on (running to catch the plane, stops , looking around confused, OMG!!! is flopstock late again!!!!!!!

-Abbey?, Great Where is Abbey?

-Far you are so NOT wearing that outfit on the plane, seriously purple and orange, (I do my best dry heave effect) I am sitting next to the window.

-Damn , run guys we have about 4 minutes to get to the gate,

THUD, STAMP, PLOP, GIGGLE GIGGLE, (A HEARD OF ELEPHANTS RUNNING TO THE GATE)

Yes, we made it, Bts, you make sure everyone is here, man, there sure is alot of us. No, Nomad I am not wearing my biking right now, jeeeeeeze, go sit by far, no wait Far has big hands, let him sit by me(just kidding)

ok , who has the valium, I have never flown, and I want to be out for this, Did anyone call LadyCop and tell exactly when we were coming?

Hey, HeY, this is so not funny guys, we are coming off the ground, attention passengers would anyone who has valium pleeeeease give me one.

Ah, its nighty , night time, Flopstock wake me when we land. Hey isnt that your dog dressed up next to you, kinna looks like Nomad.......................

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:21 pm

Jas, in view of the hurricane currently lashing the snot out of us, best wait a couple days! :-6

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:29 pm

well it is true everybody appears to be falling down drunk, except geraldo who is doing his horizontal clinging to street sign routine. :wah:

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:35 pm

-Yeah the bahamas are ok, Im just happy to be out of the house.

-Jasmund

Hang Man · Post by **Hang Man** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:01 pm

I soooo thought this was gonna be about Total Recall.

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:25 am

-Fess up Far you didnt get cut off the net, you were still in the kitchen eating Salsa, I read your posts last night.

-Ha. ha.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:57 am

*Nomad do I look fat in this bikini?*

NO