long time ago

[Nomad]

A long time ago a wiser man than myself sent me on a ten day vacation to the county jail for a non-critical yet enough to get me locked up for ten days Hawaiin Cona bud incident.

Meals were a in a large cafeteria and I remember one dinner the last guy in line was a very large man. (very large)

We couldnt have belts or shoelaces for fear we would all off ourselves for our societal indescretians, so anyhoo this large large man had his tray of puppy chow and he was searching for a seat as the cafeteria was full. As he was walking down the aisle his very large pants fell down around his very large waist.

There was no place to set his tray down and pull his pants up so he kept shuffling down the aisle taking little short steps while 400 other pot imbibers laughed at him.

Ill never forget that.

[actionfigurestepho]

I've heard it said (by Tommy Chong, so I guess consider the choice) that the reason they keep the potheads in longer than the murderers is that they're more pleasant to be around.