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Samantha

I think the Monkies are done,

Since 4rum has gone it's no fun,

I wish he'd come back,

But I don't have the knack,

There's no one else like him, not one!! :-1

Samantha

Miss Monkey's new beaus' name is Dave,

He was a delightful young knave,

Kaymakli they left,

They were feeling bereft,

Liquor and sex they did crave.

Samantha

Will no one wager a guess?

I am shocked at your lack of finesse!!

I'll give you a clue,

It's not Timbucktu,

Try a Kaymakli address. . . .

Winner gets a . . . . . wait . . . it's a surprise!!

Samantha

The monkies have gone underground,

A place where they cannot be found,

But where did they go?

Does anyone know?

The answer will surely astound!!

(Here's a pic. .. . anyone know this place??)

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Samantha

The Monkeys are all still in hiding,

The ruckus is finally subsiding,

I know they'll return,

Those apes never learn,

Where to strike next they're deciding.

4rum ~~ 4rum~~ wherefore art thou 4rum!!

Samantha

The Hyatt's been totally trashed,

Glasses and bottle were smashed,

The SWAT team was called,

Even THEY were appalled,

Out the back door Monkeys dashed.

Samantha

The Monkeys are hard to contain,

They're drinking beer and champagne,

They've started a riot,

Down at the Hyatt,

With Shane, Jane and DuWayne!!

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Samantha

Look what I found in my file,

I hadn't seen them in a while,

That was SOME night,

You were a delight,

That memory sure gives me a smile.

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Samantha

Now Monkey did get a good lawyer,

Goes by the last name of Goyer,

Got dirt on that cop,

The chargers she'd drop,

Or Goyer the lawyer'd destroy her!!

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Samantha

Life behind bars is a drag,

Theres no one around he can shag,

Who'll post his bail?

Will everyone fail?

Should Monkey now wave a white flag??

Samantha

Monkey has just been arrested,

Because of some dame he requested,

That they go 'round the world,

His zipper unfurled

But with a cops badge she was crested!

Samantha

Miss Monkey is playing alone,

She's not one to sit my the phone,

She's out on the prowl,

She's ready to howl,

Someone please toss her a bone!

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Samantha

Monkey must be on vacation,

I don't know this ones destination,

I'll send him a kiss,

His antics I miss,

I hope he works out his frustration!!

Samantha

Well Weber welcome aboard,

I was startin' to feel ignored,

There's Monkeys around,

There's fun to be found,

Let's get all the antics restored!

:-6

Samantha

The oder was really hellacious,

She no longer feels so audacious,

She did take a bath,

But much to her wrath,

That smell is rather vexacious!!!

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Samantha

Miss Monkey is feelin' all punky,

She went and crossed paths with a skunky,

He was big and fat,

She thought twas a cat,

And now she's smellin' all funky!!

:wah:

Samantha

A trickle and not a big geyser?

Now that would really surprise her!!

Miss Monkey would help,

Yet give her a yelp,

And no one would be the wiser!

:rolleyes:

Samantha

4rum wrote: ...................sucker:wah:

That exactly what I thought!!!

Samantha

Miss Monkey is mad at the Doc,

It seems he has a wee c#$%,

She like 'em big,

NOT just a twig,

She's shocked the Doc's c#$% is a schlock!!

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Samantha

My 4rum went to a convention,

It was about insect prevention,

He'll learn about drugs,

To kill nasty bugs,

I hope he has good comprehension!!

Samantha

You ask if my tool I do tend?

Of course I do -- it's my friend,

Of oil's no need,

On two AA's 'twill feed,

This tool, I do recommend!!

:-6

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Samantha

Sorry to hear of the 'splosion,

Your mojo could suffer erosion, :wah:

Though Sammies not sad,

She's rather quite glad,

Your weenie's now safe from corrosion.

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Samantha

I see that you got your gift,

I sure hope it gives you a lift,

Go try it out,

Then give me a shout,

Next time, I will not shoplift.

:-3

Samantha

4Rum just made me giggle,

I'll sit in his lap and wiggle,

I just love his mind,

And his cute wee behind,

Let's see what YOU have to jiggle!!

:-4

Samantha

Miss Monkey went down to the docks,

I think she was searching for rocks,

She said "are you NUTS?

You sure are such a putz?

It's not rocks I seek, but c^&*s!!

(oooOOOOooo Samanta is getting racy!!)

Samantha

I think that Monkey is ill,

Or he is slumbering still,

If I sent a kiss,

Would that be remiss?

His bill I would happily fill.

:-4

Samantha

Dear Abbey,

Thank you for all your support,

For me and my crazy cohort,

Somedays I don't know,

Where we will go,

I'm such a finicky sort.

:-4

Samantha

Samantha just put on her nighty,

She's certainly quit a sighty,

All dressed in teal,

She'll make you a deal,

She'll wait in the garden. . . alrighty?

Samantha

The Doc sent Miss Monkey a bill,

Miss Monkey is ready to kill,

Don't charge for a date,

You'll just seal your fate,

The Doc should set up his will.

Samantha

Yipee 4rum is back at it again!!

There's someone who'd gladly be shagged,

And also probably bagged,

I don't know her name,

It's all in the game,

To Niagra she'd gladly be dragged.

:-6

Samantha

Sammie would love some ice cream,

With peanuts and hot fudge supreme,

Give me a cherry,

So I will be merry,

Add sprinkles, it will be a dream.

:-6

Samantha

That Monkey was hid in the bushes,

Spying on cute little tushes,

Miss Monkey went by,

She unzipped his fly,

That ape loves the buttons she pushes!!

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Samantha

Miss Monkey will just not be bought,

No matter what anyone thought,

The Doc's quite a find,

But he must be kind,

If Miss Monkey is to be caught!!

:p

Samantha

That Monkey has me in stitches,

Thinking of pins in his britches,

His tummy I'll rub,

I'll pet his wee nub,

Got anything else that itches??

:rolleyes:

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Samantha

Miss Monkey was suddenly shy,

The Doc could not figure why,

He was handsome and rich,

So what's with this witch,

Her kind he could certainly buy.

Samantha

Miss Monkey thwopped Doc on the head,

She said, "I thought you were wed,"

He said "No I'm not,

I'm just hot to trot,"

So let's go to dinner instead!"

Samantha

The Doc says she is just fine,

He admires her knowledge of wine,

He says of her mind,

"You need to unwind,"

"What say you, your place or mine?"

Samantha

Miss Monkey is seeing a shrink,

He don't know what he should think,

She's really a case,

Wears feathers and lace,

She just asked him out for a drink.

Samantha

Miss Monkey has got a web cam,

She set the thing up just for Sam,

The view from the top,

Will make those eyes pop,

All hooter and tooters -- no spam!

Samantha

Oh please let ME make the calls!!

I'll be happy to check out the balls,

I'll carefully peek,

And give 'em a tweek,

Got any as big as baseballs?

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Samantha

The monkies have a new scheme,

They're starting a basketball team,

Miss monkey will cheer,

The rest will drink beer,

It's a drinking and dribbling regime!

Come Play!

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Samantha

There's moaning and groaning and sighs

The Monkeys are full of sad cries,

There's aches in their heads,

And messed monkey beds,

Cavorting -- no one denies.

Samantha

Where could that Monkey be now?

Is he out of commision some how?

Things are too dull,

When Monkey is null,

Come out and give us a wow!

Samantha

Miss Monkey came out of the bushes,

She's laughing at all the bare tushes,

They're round and they jiggle,

They give her a giggle,

The tushes in bushes for wushes!

:-5

Samantha

4rum wrote: Monkies indulge to excess

When it's smoke or drink I confess

But even they know

When not to show

Sometimes more is less

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Samantha

Who's sitting there in the buff?

Who's life is getting tuff?

Where oh where

Is one to dare,

When too much isn't enuff?

:-4

Samantha

Samantha will go take a shower,

The nozzle has ooOOOoo lots of power,

She'll sit in the tub,

And hope for a rub,

For someone to come and to Wow her!!

:-6

Samantha

The game with the panties is done,

But there is left over just one,

They're silky and black,

Who'll take them back?

Will monkey take them for fun?

Samantha

There's undies all strewn on the ground,

Their owners behinds must be found,

But here's a new game,

Try matching the dame,

To which panties she should be bound.

Samantha

This chicken is really the best,

I can hardly wait for the rest,

Dessert on the grill,

Smores fit the bill,

Grilled Alaska will be the test.

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