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almostfamous;676931 wrote: i didn't know you had sex with a little person

oh yes you did. i think it was told at the first slumber party last summer. soooooooo, its possible that you didnt remember, considering the amount of.... um.... fun we were having

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YZGI;676932 wrote: You do know I was joking. right. I never intend to offend it just happens.

:-6

pshhhh. please. you know i luuuuuuuuv it.

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<r>YZGI;676924 wrote: Do they make saints of women with the Snow White syndrome? Now Heih Hoooo Heigh ho its off to work I go........<E>:cool:</E> :yh_bye talk to da hand cause the face don't understand</r>

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<t>UNRELATED UPDATE: I got an A on the paper I turned in last week!!!!! and I gave my presentation to the class today and didn't barf OR shyt my pants. I actually got a great response from the class. I love being a student again!!!!!!!!!! Finals tomorrow....

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YZGI;676826 wrote: Go get em girl, It's all yours.(tell him about the midget it might help):wah:
oooooooh!!!

:-5

ha. you, sir, are out of line...

(as usual)

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<t>YZGI;676908 wrote: I think it was very courageous of you to make a vertically challenged man happy.... wait or was he dopey....coulda been grumpy but probably not by the time you were done with him.:wah: thank you, every one deserve a pity fck. I'm glad you can recognize a good d...

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losing a pet is an underestimated loss. my heart goes out to you, beautiful. it sounds like you guys made the most humane decision possible.

keep your head up, love.

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I seriously can't believe I even divulged that information to you lovely folks. Its a well kept secret that only my dearest friends get to tease me about... often.

:wah:

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GO NEFFY!

Going back to school, even though it has not been easy, has been the best decision I have ever made for myself.

Look towards the future, but keep your heart in the present

You rock, lady :-4

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sunny104;676778 wrote: is everything smaller??

:wah:

um, no.

What had happen' wuzzzzzz....

Can I just say the words:

Drunken experimental phase?

kthnx

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<t>magenta flame;676740 wrote: I don't use a toy as depicted in this thread ..NO REAL MAN should be replaced by a toy just because of a sexual whim ..you wanna come home and see your husband with a replacement? its not a replacement at all, actually. with a sense of adventure & ...

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you guys are so sweet that you're making my face leak :-6

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Midgets aren't as fun. Trust me, I know

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<r>Nomad;676588 wrote: Weird. I just happen to have one. I had some work in a hospital a few years back. I went to the lab and the person I was talking to had a jar of eyeballs on her desk. That would make a great paper weight. Eye bet it would give...

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Nomad;676576 wrote: Good luck !!!

I hope you get the world !!!

Dont you need 2 eyes for this though ?

i'm working on it... wait... you're the mad scientist, right? make me a left eye:sneaky:

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pinkchick;676550 wrote: Good thoughts and vibes winging their way too you hun:-4

Please keep us posted:-6

I will. I'm giddy like a little school girl. Its ridiculous

Thanks, guys

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<r>I have an interview on Friday after my finals! Its at the Daily Helmsman for the staff photographer position! The Editor of Photography and I had a long conversation today and I think it went very well. Me + Photographer + Newspaper = DREAM JOB! Please send good thoughts &am...

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thanks! I have a few pictures that I am sending in!

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almostfamous;676379 wrote: the purple people eater

oh you hootch!!!

leave purple monster's name out of it. everyone was always so scared of it. it just wanted to be loved :-1

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<t>I am currently picking my jaw off the floor. I am a H-U-G-E classic car fan. My very first car was a '68 Mercury Cougar named Lucy. My sister had a gold 69 Mustang that she eventually totaled by running it into an auto insurance building (hello irony!). I get it from the pops. He infec...

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<t>jimbo;676487 wrote: so as i dont offend the mj wacko's i wont say anything at all ...in fact i'll beat it :-3 awww c'mon, the album "Thriller" is a classic! (its the rest that sucks) I don't like new country, except for the Dixie Chicks. I am not a fan of ba...

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sunny104;676261 wrote: I don't have a toy. :-1

every girl should have a toy!

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<r>"black" by pearl jam used to do it every time now its "i'll be seeing you" by billie holiday or "look up to the sky" by the indians or whatever song that AF tries to sing <EMOJI seq="1f444" tseq="1f444">:lips:</EMOJI> <...

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<t>-on highway while he drove 90 mph -on rollerskates on window sill of bay window overlooking very busy street -pizza hut bathroom during lunch rush -against a chainlink fence at city park, thought we were well hidden, turns out we were'nt -in car at drop...

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this is utterly depressing simply because it rings so true...

the truth really does hurt.

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YZGI;676327 wrote: I also like the Salmon "The other pink meat".

tsk tsk

there are no substitutions, yzgi. the original is just too good

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I am mostly vegetarian for health reasons, but I also prefer the veggies. Meat, with one major exception, just doesn't do it for me.

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I ran across this little city on a road trip. I will retire there someday. Mark my words. This little town stole my heart :-4

http://www.yachats.org/

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:wah: spot, darlin', you're killin' me.:wah:

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Its close enough, and, yes, Eureka Springs is an awesome place! When did you go?

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Pinky;675847 wrote: And some pot...hell, I used to laugh at any old thing in my drippy hippy days.

its a dam n beautiful thing, ms pinky

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<t>Nomad;675787 wrote: This thread has gotten way way out of hand. Everyones tempers are flaring (probably nostrils too) We all need to take a step back and place our index finger and thumbs together and say ***ohhmmm** **ohhmmm** Lets all do this now, shall we ? <br...

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<t>Patsy Warnick;675781 wrote: July & August are HELL - Humidity sucks I wouldn't live anywhere else - love the sun Sept. thru June Lovelight - my family lives in the Seattle area? Patsy My mom lives is Fremont. Mysis & the kids live in Poul...

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Did I mention the friendly people? I know I'm over enthusiastic, but it really is a great little town.

sheesh.

The city should pay me for promotion.

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Its charming, beautiful, fun, and relaxing. I have been several times, as it is only a few hours away from Memphis. The restaurants are fabulous & the coffee shops quaint.

Any other questions?

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<r>Chookie;675719 wrote: "wealthy English husband........." - have you no ambition? sShe he has ambition to partner her drive with money. A little extra cash doesn't hurt to get the proverbial ball rolling. Tell you something else she has: A SENSE OF HUMOR ...

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<r>Uncle Fester;675662 wrote: I Dare not tell you my dreams , but I always seem to wake up with my hands covered in Semolina <EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI>:o Semolina is a warm childhood memory. I used to wake up on cold winter mornings to my mother stirring pats...

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<r>chonsigirl;675675 wrote: Ah, but the beauty of a summer evening is worth it. The glow of the fireflies. The warmth of the summer moon. The sparkle of the stars as the cicadas sing in the background. Going to sleep with nothing on, but the blanketing moo...

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Lon;675563 wrote: No big deal-----I've got pot too.

Lon! I'm shocked!

... in a very good way :rolleyes:

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My mom's perfume oil. She created the blend and its so uniquely her.

Miss my momma. Da..it

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"Sylvia Plath-esque death gone wrong"

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<r>I just got home from walking all over the U of Memphis campus. Please keep that in mind as I rant: Its unbearably hot. Its 104 degrees here today, and that does not take in consideration the heat index. Humidity is so thick its almost painful. Mosquitos attack like starving wolves ever...

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<t>I've never understood why people think that "preaching" will get the response desired. Lead by example, not by word. Words are fickle & meaningless without action to give them weight. I can't see your actions, so your words of self-righteousness mean nothing to me. Is t...

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Here ya go, RG:

And an emo one for us all to laugh at:

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<r>AngelEyes82;675483 wrote: He's hot! I've liked him since Nsync! :-4 LoL He's from my hometown. I used to do him <EMOJI seq="1f444" tseq="1f444">:lips:</EMOJI> Heh heh. Just jokes.</r>

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:rolleyes: Anne Hathaway

(and Justin Timberlake, don't laugh)

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<t>neffy;639239 wrote: I had a funny dream last night.I meet George Bush:-3 i was in a what looked like a light house,i got my self cup of coffee and he sat with me. Odd very odd.:wah: :wah: Neffy, you poor thing, what a horrifying nightmare. Having a conversation with an...

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Citzen Cope, "Every Waking Moment"

mmmmmmmm.... sexy man with a sexy voice

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Thankfully, Josh's boss is a schmoker. Helps a great deal in dealing with said stuffy business functions.

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<t>Accountable;675332 wrote: Maybe banker girl has a spare spatula nail. :yh_bigsmi ha. fake nails irk me. they are up there with botox, weave, and Bank of America. I also bank with them. I like to jump in my car and travel, so I thought this would be the best choice. Th...

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