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<t>Wifey has bought me a Sony PRS600 e reader. 
 
I love it, you get about a gazillion free books with it, mostly pre 1900s but i found myself reading A Tale of Two Cities then Silas Marner, something i would never have dreamed of reading again, i did give up half way through a Tale of Two ...

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<r>What a coincidence, Wifey and i went to the Premier showing of the new Karate Kid film last weekend. First time at the cinema for for us in about 10 years. 
 
Probably because it was a free invitation. 
 
Really good film, Jackie Chan and the young Smith boy were excellent. <br ...

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Lost a stone quite quickly, a little of it has gone back on.

I have grown quite fond of biscuits and tea.

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<t>More than 4 months without a drink now. Stubborn as hell me, someone said i couldn't go two weeks without a drink, over 4 months later still not a drop. I have beer in the house and in my caravan so it is around me all the time, not even tempted to crack a can. Wifey is threatening to get me ...

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You should change that to Jon Venables before you get into trouble young man.

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None at all, not had a drink for 3 MONTHS:D.

A little spare time on my hands today caring for wifey who is home sick with pneumonia. Hence a post from me.

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willamblack01, bye scammer spammer, i am off on holiday today. Not to Sharm though, dont fancy spending a week sat on the loo, so i am going to Looe, Cornwall instead.:p

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Incredible, well done Fulham, i really hope you can beat Atletico in the final.:-6

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Brown

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Thursday

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Was it a good ball, if so give you 50p for it.

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gmc;1294704 wrote:

I hear Gordon Brown's is publishing his on a postage stamp, working title my achievements while in office.

That would still leave enough room for his address.

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Do our opinions change as we age, of course they do.

I was watching a porn film the other day and all i was thinking was, blimey that bed looks comfy.

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<r>You will never know if you don't try, send him a card, he may be blind to the fact that you want to rattle his bones. He may be feeling the same as you, love is blind i have been told. 
 
You could just grab him, that should get a reaction one way or the other.<E>:)</E> 
 
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LarsMac;1288433 wrote: This might help.

QuietComfort 15 - Noise Cancelling Headphones - Bose Headsets and Headphones

Blimey, cheaper to just shoot her.:wah:

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Appropriate :sneaky:

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minks;1288369 wrote: does this help?:yh_rotfl

He,s much prettier than my wife.

:wah:

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The Bee Gees, i kid you not the Bee Gees, How deep is your love.

Well mine has gone wifey.:-1

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My wife bought a new Karaoke disc today, she has just murdered Will Young and now the Osmonds are getting it, bloody hell, help someone please.

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Saint_;1288224 wrote: Thanks from me too. (Although it would be kind of fun if you'd let us all take a few swipes at them first!):wah:

:wah:

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I gave up 25 years ago on my 1st attempt, easy.

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<r>You live in such a lovely place Immy, a shame you still get tossers like that there. 
 
I would feel more worried if you lived in Devonport, i bet it was just a one off. I cant imagine anyone not liking you and hubby. <E>:)</E> keep the chin up and forget the sods. 
 
PS, 1 ...

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No.

Yes.

Wifes job.:wah:

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:yh_rotfl Funny, i have had that joke sent to me twice today in emails. Tis surely doing the rounds. Tis a cracker though.:yh_rotfl

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Just awesome Hoppy, thanks for that.

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Puddles now has a best friend named Daisy, they met at the Holiday park where we have our caravan. My daughter took them both to Looe today. Puddles is the small one on the left.

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Odie;1287399 wrote: got room for one more?:(

Massacre or a meal?:wah:

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Happy Birthday Buttercup

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Happy Birthday Dubs

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Used paypal hundreds of times, never had a problem.

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yep, going on a massacre.

Just kidding, taking wifey out for a meal.

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Bit of a surprise, snow on the ground this morning. Away to the caravan in about an hours time. Have a nice weekend all.

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<r>Odie;1285762 wrote: hey how is your back and Puddles doing? 
 
 
 
words that start with P 
 
Puddles. 
 
yeahhhhhhhhhh!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl 
 
 
Back is still a pain, i suppose it takes longer to heal once you reach 50.<E>:)</E> 
 
Puddles is a ...

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Dont .... either way, some enjoy them so let .... have em.

Fill in the missing words.

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Broadband is £17 per month including telephone calls to Europe and line rental.

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Make sure it is turned on and the door is shut.

No need to thank me, this info is free and i was happy to help.

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Sh1te:(

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The fact that my back has got progressively worse, today it has gone too far, i feel sick, cant stand, cant sit, cant walk, cant do sod all.

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£475.60 is that about average you reckon Jess.

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First i have heard of it is this post.:-2

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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflYou said singing contest:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflsinging contest:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl singing contest everybody:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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That's not a real picture, i can tell, no way would they get their paws on Newcastle Brown Ale.:wah:

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Always the same, the worse for 50 years, the worse for 100 years, that means it has been worse in the past, global warming pah, poppycock.

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Oh please dont tell me that crap is coming back.

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Happy Birthday Odie, hope you had a cake.

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Anywhere that you feel you can call home and be happy.

Its the people that make a country, not the land or climate, just the people.

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<t>oscar;1280087 wrote: This only occured to me this afternoon. Do we really know how others view us? Not our close loved one's but the very day folk in the street. 
 
A Conversation between myself and Mr O this afternoon. 
 
Me... Who were you talking to out in the lane? 
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Like this, car is going nowhere.

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Never put one up.

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Snowed in, haven't seen snow this bad for at least 35 years.

Have to keep an eye on the old folk. Someone check on Jimbo will ya.:yh_rotfl

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Skylark;1279386 wrote: I read that many schools were closed in Cornwall.

Yep, truancy is becoming a real problem down there.:wah:

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