Requiem for the Banned

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:43 pm

As I banished the sleep from my eyes

I note that this thread's sad demise

Suffered exaggeration

Now it's ex-san-ghuin-ation!

And Spot's dear will be venison pies

The Limerick is Furtive and Mean... | People & Places | Smithsonian Magazine

The limerick is mean and furtive... pant pant pant.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:07 pm

spot;1266814 wrote: Gill, the only authentic rhyme for sig is pig, I'm not sure you should get away with that. Peg might skin you.

Trust you Mr. Spotibus ! But it is surely poetic licence ? he he, I could have put 'big'. 'fig', 'dig'. 'gig', 'jig', 'rig'. 'wig', or even 'cig' but that last would have been too like 'sig' No I wanted to put Peg's name just there, so go stir on another thread, please. :p :p :p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:14 pm

Poetic license, Gilly.

If you said that our Peg was a pig

She might think you were having a dog

Oh heck.. I need coffeee.. and the Saturday morning newpapers... grin. Carry on the evil work, Folks..

:sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:41 pm

AussiePam;1266831 wrote: Poetic license, Gilly.

If you said that our Peg was a pig

She might think you were having a dog

Oh heck.. I need coffeee.. and the Saturday morning newpapers... grin. Carry on the evil work, Folks..

:sneaky:

If I want to type poetic licence, I flamin will :p:p:p

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:19 pm

Let us start where we began.

To all the folks FG did ban.

Speak as only your words can

On other Forums. "Dammit, man!"

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:47 pm

I see it is now under control

Let's keep writing about the troll

The spammer,the swearers,the idiots too

Come on Pam its back to you

Bring back the fun,frivolity ,champers

We can carry on like happy campers

Now I must leave go stuff the hampers

It's party time,the 270 strong mob must be fed

Be at least 2 am before I get to bed

I will check back here just have a peep

Before I finally drift of to sleep

With my so very sore aching feet:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:58 pm

Sure it's under control - let's relax

And enjoy the weekend to the max

We're so calm and so gentle

I've gone freaking mental

Which is why I'm still holding an axe... :sneaky:

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Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:50 pm

the name was fahdah89

all his posts seemed asinine

Betty Boop caught on to him fast

and out into the darkness of the web did she send that ass

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:00 pm

I feel I've walked into a Doctor Suess book

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:08 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1269163 wrote: I feel I've walked into a Doctor Suess bookMine isn't nearly as sophisticated as the others, but it's fun.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:42 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1269163 wrote: I feel I've walked into a Doctor Suess book

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:11 pm

Not quite Dr S quotes for Fuzzy

# And the trollbies, of course... All the trollbies are free -- As trollbies and, maybe, all Gardeners should be.

# Think left and think right and think down low and dirty. Oh, the thinks you can think up when you're being flirty.

# I do not like green eggs and bacon, I like martinis stirred not shaken!

# When you think things are bad, and feel twisted and bitter , when you start to get mad... don't moan here, go to Twitter

# So you see! There's no end to the things we have planned, it's all good in the Requiem Thread for the Banned

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:22 pm

AussiePam;1269247 wrote: Not quite Dr S quotes for Fuzzy

# And the trollbies, of course... All the trollbies are free -- As trollbies and, maybe, all Gardeners should be.

# Think left and think right and think down low and dirty. Oh, the thinks you can think up when you're being flirty.

# I do not like green eggs and bacon, I like martinis stirred not shaken!

# When you think things are bad, and feel twisted and bitter , when you start to get mad... don't moan here, go to Twitter

# So you see! There's no end to the things we have planned, it's all good in the Requiem Thread for the Banned

Very good Pammy ver very good.

:D:D

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:59 pm

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/libra ... ost1248220

Viatqua's still here, but her life

Will quite soon now go under our knife

She'll be chronically banished

And genetically vanished

Like the bloke in The Time Traveler's Wife.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:01 pm

Hey....

Trollbies get axed, often with extreme prejudice

Squabbly posters get infarcted

Threads get retired...

What a concept!!!

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:05 pm

ohfashion had a passion for selling their goods

they came onto to us like drunkards to beer

they hadn't known that we understood

we watched and some more until we were sure

then booted them from behind and said 'get out of here"

I'm trying!:)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:36 pm

Ahso!;1269360 wrote: ohfashion had a passion for selling their goods

they came onto to us like drunkards to beer

they hadn't known that we understood

we watched and some more until we were sure

then booted them from behind and said 'get out of here"

I'm trying!:)

Ahso... Pam bows to the Master!!

Yes, I did try to molest ohfashion, but he had locked himself away in the journal section.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:43 am

AussiePam;1269366 wrote: Ahso... Pam bows to the Master!!

Yes, I did try to molest ohfashion, but he had locked himself away in the journal section.

ohfashion thought that he could hide

In 'Journals' thread, he did abide,

But mods have access to swipe butts,

And Koan went in and kicked his n---- !

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:46 am

You mean, that like a dastardly Ninja, our own delicately conditioned Koan went where angels fear to tread, and kicked him dead...

I am profoundly shocked.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:50 am

AussiePam;1269382 wrote: You mean, that like a dastardly Ninja, our own delicately conditioned Koan went where angels fear to tread, and kicked him dead...

I am profoundly shocked.

You may be shocked, well so are we,

But a re-invigorated Koan we see.

She had a break, but now she's back

To keep us all straight on the track !

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:19 am

Kindernice, another one tried :rolleyes:

To use her siggy, an advert to hide, :sneaky:

But Carla noticed very quick :-6

These people, they must think we're thick ! :p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:46 am

G#Gill;1269388 wrote: Kindernice, another one tried :rolleyes:

To use her siggy, an advert to hide, :sneaky:

But Carla noticed very quick :-6

These people, they must think we're thick ! :p

All this killing makes me sick...

:sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:55 am

AussiePam;1269392 wrote: All this killing makes me sick...

:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:27 pm

Jmoore's no more. That's how it goes

He liked good food and pantyhose

His six posts were polite and calm

He seemed to wish nobody harm

He must have rung someone's alarm

Maybe I'll leave him a pink rose

:yh_flower

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:21 am

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/menta ... ost1271205

Gazaman12 didn't last very long

He must have been singing a spamming man's song

He would have been better to stick to the blues

Now he's banned and unmanned and there's sand in his shoes

Thank you, thank you Gazaman. I've been a pussycat all day and I needed to be woman hear me roar and all that... ahhhhhhhh

Forum Garden Provides.... You're the best, Tombstone.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:27 pm

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1271541

Isabella proudly bears one of my favourite names

She's into college essays and assorted other games

I'm kind of sorry that she's gonna be ill-fated

But she's spruiking the same stuff she's personally stated

On lots of other sites and this in here's a no no

So in the rubbish bin it's time for her to go go

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:20 am

Isabellawarner came from nowhere

Talking loads of shyte

On college essays and personal statements

Who know if she was right

Her link was deleted

Her theory defeated

And she was thrown out alright

She was a spammer

She got the hammer

And FG can sleep easy at night.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:47 am

GUFFAW, Mike - and yes I shall indeed sleep easy tonight - hic - possibly the Movie Channel Christmas champagne brought to the dinner table by my youngest has something to do with it too. :sneaky:

Man it's hot here. Sort of pre storm heavy. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hugh Janus · Post by **Hugh Janus** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:13 am

Isabellawarner posted rubbish on the forum.

Spouting loads of nonsense, showing no decorum.

Failing to take notice of the anti spamming rules.

She thought she was above it, treating us like fools.

Poor old Isabella, we are having the last laugh.

For you have sinned, your post is binned.

For you an early bath... :wah:

Post by **spot** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:10 am

Isabella Warner's

Cut collegiate corners.

Now she's at odds

With FG's mods.

Isabella

Wasn't stellar.

Warner's

a gorner.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:01 pm

I love all these ditties

they are all very witty,,

i wont be adding though

as my poetic skills are shitty:D

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:10 pm

kazalala;1271701 wrote: I love all these ditties

they are all very witty,,

i wont be adding though

as my poetic skills are shitty:D

:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:47 pm

Holy Moses

Isabella

Decomposes

Can't u smella

Bring some roses

----------------------------------

On some social networking sites your success is measured by the number of "friends" you can score.

NOT HERE. No!!! Here - truly heroic stature depends on the number of mourners tossing clods of earth upon your sorry remains, dancing a gleeful, maniacal jig upon your uneasy grave and giving their artistic all to celebrate your putrescence with rotten ryhme and raunchy rhythm.

Isabella - you have done well!!

:yh_flower:yh_flower:yh_flower

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:43 pm

kazalala;1271701 wrote: I love all these ditties

they are all very witty,,

i wont be adding though

as my poetic skills are shitty:DThey're better than mine.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:53 pm

kazalala;1271701 wrote: I love all these ditties

they are all very witty,,

i wont be adding though

as my poetic skills are shitty:D

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Nice one !!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:27 pm

kazalala;1271701 wrote: I love all these ditties

they are all very witty,,

i wont be adding though

as my poetic skills are shitty:D

Kaz - you done totally excellently, Girl !!!

I'm laughing so hard I'm having a fitty

:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:37 pm

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/music ... ost1271761

Oh Man, what a rich harvest this morning. O Joy O delight. It must be Christmas..

AutoItScripter is doing one of those sneaky promotions of some singer on YouTube...

AutoItScripter's long and hard to rhyme

I'm on the run and haven't too much time

But then, look at all the awesome talent in here... May I delegate this solemn duty. Please dispatch AutoItScripter with the usual pomp, ceremony, doggerel and quicklime.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:06 pm

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1271929

This is getting to feel like work. Yet another troll - this one into house cleaning, apparently.

Ridjumpet's obsessively neat

From the top of his head to his feet

Now he looks kind of placid

In that bath full of acid

Dissolution will soon be complete

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:45 am

AussiePam;1271933 wrote: http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1271929

This is getting to feel like work. Yet another troll - this one into house cleaning, apparently.

Ridjumpet's obsessively neat

From the top of his head to his feet

Now he looks kind of placid

In that bath full of acid

Dissolution will soon be complete

I love it:

How is this:

Abbey blew her trumpet

And the walls fell on ridjumpet

She crushed him with her best

Now let’s see him clean up that mess

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:17 am

Guffaw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:06 pm

For one whole week I'll be away

So if the trolls come out to play

Some other goddess needs to catchem

Write epitaphs and then dispatchem

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:54 pm

AussiePam;1272547 wrote: For one whole week I'll be away

So if the trolls come out to play

Some other goddess needs to catchem

Write epitaphs and then dispatchem

I would gladly do it, Lady Pam

For they do indeed need to be caught

My problem is, I'm dense and stupid

And about trolls, I know diddly squat.

(Except for the trolls in Norway.)

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:23 am

Oanadoledo has picked a stupid name

As do they all when playing their stupid game

I wish Snowfire would club him with his seal

That vision in my head has huge appeal

These w*nkers simply have no shame

(I feel sorry for the poor seal though.)

Post by **spot** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:27 am

Rapunzel;1272620 wrote: Oanadoledo has picked a stupid name

As do they all when playing their stupid game

I wish Snowfire would club him with his seal

That vision in my head has huge appeal

These w*nkers simply have no shame

(I feel sorry for the poor seal though.)

Rap, not only is oanadoledo not banned, oanadoledo is a member in good standing on ForumGarden. You might not like oanadoledo's posts but you can't start a crusade against a newbie just for that.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:49 pm

Our Spot here has the upperhand;

Reminding us who is not banned.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:14 pm

ohfashion36 came in quickly with his ads

bet you he'll be gone in a flash

can't blame a person for trying

he'll be off in a dash.

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:12 pm

In Memoriam

jolidon

Since 2002 I had an oily scalp with dandruffs

and it also exuded a pingent smell

and I needed to wash my hair EVERYDAY

but ever since I started taking anti-androgens

+ estrogens,

my scalp is no more oily,

ALL DANDRUFFS ARE GONE

& no more that smell.

PS: Also my back was oily

and there was a flare of acnes for years

but now it's no more oily

and all acnes have vanished.

RIP

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:17 pm

jolidon was an oily one

He/she/it was slick, for sure

But I for one

Was getting ready

To check out that sure cure.

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:38 pm

Mods

Are Sods

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:43 pm

well they have to be something and there is a long and prestagious tradition to keep up with.

god it's hot here today