Requiem for the Banned

Amythest · Post by **Amythest** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:06 pm

G#Gill;1292071 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pam, you have a wonderful way with words ! You really are a very funny and clever Aussie ! :-6

ahaha! U got here first, and i had me blinders on!:yh_sungla

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:55 pm

AussiePam;1292044 wrote: :yh_rotfl

Thanks Gilly !!!

I must say there's nothing quite like a post-mortem elegiac massacree before brekkie on a sunny Sinny Sunday.

This time one week ago I was hurtling headfirst down the creatively mogulled powder of Rolex at Steamboat Springs, Colorado - also in sunshine. It's really quite nice to ski when you can see.

You lucky girl ! Good that you had an enjoyable time in Colorado, Pam, you've certainly earned it ! I bet you wished you could have stayed longer

:-6

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:49 am

Golden 11 came down from heaven

Discussing her summer attire

The mods didn’t let her pass

And she was gone so fast

That you’d think that her ars were on fire

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:07 am

Looking at it another way, Mike, a chara, here we are inside this citadel, all pure and clean and be-haloed and strumming an occasional harp. Outside the walls, are billions and trillions of THE BANNED, probably having a really disgustingly fun, big party. I see them dancing maniacally, merrily sporting the masks of their impersonations, garlanded with spam flowers, smoking nasty illegal advertisements and generally behaving in a most shockingly lascivious and improper manner.

Perhaps we should pen a requiem for ourselves.

We were dull, but quite correct

What requiem can we expect?

Here lie the legion of the good

They all behaved the way they should.

Unbanned we were and full of merit

Though wicked, some of us, in spirit

:sneaky:

albertpollard · Post by **albertpollard** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:51 am

We do not seek to sell or write

Missives full of strife and spite

Though questions raised which may astound

And statements made some most profound

WE are not banned cause WE are RIGHT!

:yh_whistl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:16 pm

garden I again will till

between rows of threads that thrill

as arcade games I still lose

or if casino I chose

FG is still my big thrill

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:30 pm

G'day Albert! Oh, I think spite is still allowed in here. Plenty of that around.

Nice to see you, Chonsi. I don't go to the casino or arcade - is that where all the fun folk lurk these days?

Out in the garden you well might

Get spifflocated outta spite

By vampires' certain they are right

Who'll drink your blood and bleed you white

But in the arcade's icy chill

Where breath is cold and heart is still

At turn of wheel you'll feel the thrill

Ground up by the satanic mill

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:34 pm

a buck lost here

a game blown there

hide faint and fair

and cute rabbits and hares

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:41 pm

chonsigirl;1306488 wrote: a buck lost here

a game blown there

hide faint and fair

and cute rabbits and hares

"Cute rabbits and hares"!!!! I could ask, but the question is probably more interesting, unanswered.

I kick them bunnies with my boot

Especially if described as 'cute'

Twice shy is she who once was bitten

And hares are only good when splitten

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:51 pm

faint rabbit’s revenge from afar

taking Nomad’s bike, not a car

for cruising down sad tail of woe

of running o’er that broken toe

(I'm sure Nomad wouldn't mind a bit, I'm revving up the bike now)

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun May 02, 2010 7:02 am

'Tis here we are allowed to boast

That we can carry on and post.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun May 02, 2010 1:26 pm

along-for-the-ride;1307430 wrote: 'Tis here we are allowed to boast

That we can carry on and post.

As long as we don't make a stink

By saying what we really think

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:02 pm

AussiePam;1307486 wrote: As long as we don't make a stink

By saying what we really think

So long as posters are polite.

No personal attacks, else mods will bite!

:p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:24 pm

G#Gill;1307493 wrote: So long as posters are polite.

No personal attacks, else mods will bite!

:p

You wanna come and sweep this floor

Please leave your boots outside the door

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:39 pm

AussiePam;1307525 wrote: You wanna come and sweep this floor

Please leave your boots outside the door

Comfy slippers, stocking feet,

Are worn here when we meet and greet.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:42 pm

Bottle of Champers on the side

As we kick back and let things ride.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:16 am

This is strange. Every time 'the' appears on my screen - and this happens often - it is highlighted in a deep, sunny, yellow. Perhaps this thread has contracted jaundice and is moribund and therefore in imminent need of a Requiem?????

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:17 am

As soon as I posted that last post, all the highlighting vanished entirely...

You'll wonder where the yellow went

When you brush your thread with Pepsident...

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:01 am

AussiePam;1321536 wrote: As soon as I posted that last post, all the highlighting vanished entirely...

You'll wonder where the yellow went

When you brush your thread with Pepsident...

Thanks for the laugh! That cracked me up.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:36 pm

AussiePam;1321535 wrote: This is strange. Every time 'the' appears on my screen - and this happens often - it is highlighted in a deep, sunny, yellow. Perhaps this thread has contracted jaundice and is moribund and therefore in imminent need of a Requiem?????

When did you last do a find text and what did you search for?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:01 am

Little thread, my darling

I've hungered for your touch

A long lonely time

No-one now is naughty

And that should mean so much

Are you still mine???

:sneaky:

You are unchained again

Regained again

Unbrained again..... with me......

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:23 am

Hi Pam:D

Love your poem and siggy...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:53 pm

G'day Kathy - I'm lurching onto the thin ice of this Monday... in a week that will forever be an evil bastard of a week for me.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:10 pm

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam

Neath the stiletto heel of his Madam

And she giggled with mirth

For she knew that on earth

There were only two boobs, and she hadam

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:08 pm

AussiePam;1365215 wrote: In the Garden of Eden lay Adam

Neath the stiletto heel of his Madam

And she giggled with mirth

For she knew that on earth

There were only two boobs, and she hadam

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:11 pm

I dare not come back to this forum

As I'd have to act with decorum

If Admin cajoles

That moo from her hole

I'd have a bomb ready just for him

[I don't mean you Pam, or anybody else posting at present on FG, it's about a woman who put me in all sorts of trouble with her spiteful lies]

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:21 pm

G#Gill;1365222 wrote: I dare not come back to this forum

As I'd have to act with decorum

If Admin cajoles

That moo from her hole

I'd have a bomb ready just for him

WOW !!

A moo in a hole? Holey Cow!

When an Admin cajoles I kowtow

I never ignorum

But show grace and decorum

And am lots and lots holier than thou

:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:33 am

AussiePam;1365262 wrote: Arghghghggghghghghghhghhghghghghgh

Gargling in public yet - you must be building up to a masterpiece of poetic assassination :-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:37 am

Bryn Mawr;1365350 wrote: Gargling in public yet - you must be building up to a masterpiece of poetic assassination :-6

:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:06 pm

When you felt alive

how can you walk

With those chains

around your feet?

How can you swim

in an ocean of deceit

Do you think you won't drown

with those hands

holding you down

How can you kiss

with those lies

on your lips

Do you think your perfection

a ghost of the past

Do you think this beauty of yours

will always last

how you can be so stupid

To even dare believe

That just because your an actress

You can swim and not sink?

With those chains

on your wrists

the lies

on your lips

the guilt

in your eyes

how can you not realize

That your wings have fallen

and your stuck on the ground

An angel with no halo

who makes not a sound

Darling dear

Don't pretend

that this is not

what you intend

When you left your life

and swallowed

the knife

Did you think

That heaven was

a place to go when you die

or was it that moment

when you felt alive?