Seeing-eye dog
Seeing-eye dog
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll with their dogs. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, “Let’s go over to that bar for a drink.
The lady with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got the dogs with us.
The one with the Doberman said, “Just watch and do as I do.
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in¦ The bouncer at the door said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.
The woman with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.
The bouncer said, “A Doberman?
The woman said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.
The bouncer said, “OK, come on in.
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, “What the heck, so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.
The woman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.
The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua ?
The woman said indignantly, “A Chihuahua ? They gave me a f.******.g Chihuahua ???????
Seeing-eye dog
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That's funny!!
We have Chihuahua, and I have entertained the idea of such a stunt.
That's funny!!
We have Chihuahua, and I have entertained the idea of such a stunt.
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Seeing-eye dog
I have just walked Into stores with my dog before. Too many scroats around for me to risk tying up my precious pooch out-side a shop.
Very often I never get challenged but If I do, I tell them he Is a blind dog. I am quite dissapointed that No-One has challenged this further so I can say 'No, I am not blind... he Is'.
Very often I never get challenged but If I do, I tell them he Is a blind dog. I am quite dissapointed that No-One has challenged this further so I can say 'No, I am not blind... he Is'.
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Seeing-eye dog
:wah: Absolutely love it :yh_rotfl
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Seeing-eye dog
Hilarious.:yh_rotfl