Seeing-eye dog
Seeing-eye dog
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll with their dogs. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, “Let’s go over to that bar for a drink.â€
The lady with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got the dogs with us.â€
The one with the Doberman said, “Just watch and do as I do.â€
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in… The bouncer at the door said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.â€
The woman with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.â€
The bouncer said, “A Doberman?â€
The woman said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.â€
The bouncer said, “OK, come on in.â€
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, “What the heck,†so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.â€
The woman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.â€
The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua ?â€
The woman said indignantly, “A Chihuahua ? They gave me a f.******.g Chihuahua ???????â€
Seeing-eye dog
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That's funny!!
We have Chihuahua, and I have entertained the idea of such a stunt.
That's funny!!
We have Chihuahua, and I have entertained the idea of such a stunt.
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Seeing-eye dog
I have just walked Into stores with my dog before. Too many scroats around for me to risk tying up my precious pooch out-side a shop.
Very often I never get challenged but If I do, I tell them he Is a blind dog. I am quite dissapointed that No-One has challenged this further so I can say 'No, I am not blind... he Is'.
Very often I never get challenged but If I do, I tell them he Is a blind dog. I am quite dissapointed that No-One has challenged this further so I can say 'No, I am not blind... he Is'.
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Seeing-eye dog
:wah: Absolutely love it :yh_rotfl
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Seeing-eye dog
Hilarious.:yh_rotfl