Something dumb...

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:04 pm

As a lot of you know I work at a Fundraising Business..Today when I got back from the hospital I went down there to talk to my sisters who also work there.. I was putting name labels on because I can't lift anything.. I came across these names...What the hell do parents do this to there kids for! LOL

Paine DeAssio (what do u think.Pain in the ass?)

Sarah Reisen ( "IS there a Reason" for this)

Of course the one every school has one of Harley Davidson

Then and I am not lying!!! Jane Doe, John Doe, Bob Doe, and Jim Doe! They either were a family or a set of quads in 6th grade.. I sure hope that their parents don't read this but hello what the F****!

One day there was a Amadeus and also a Van Wolfgang.....

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:22 pm

mominiowa wrote: As a lot of you know I work at a Fundraising Business..Today when I got back from the hospital I went down there to talk to my sisters who also work there.. I was putting name labels on because I can't lift anything.. I came across these names...What the hell do parents do this to there kids for! LOL

Paine DeAssio (what do u think.Pain in the ass?)

Sarah Reisen ( "IS there a Reason" for this)

Of course the one every school has one of Harley Davidson

Then and I am not lying!!! Jane Doe, John Doe, Bob Doe, and Jim Doe! They either were a family or a set of quads in 6th grade.. I sure hope that their parents don't read this but hello what the F****!

One day there was a Amadeus and also a Van Wolfgang.....

I deem that child abuse dang it.!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:25 pm

I wish my parents had named me Stone.......Brock Stone.

Well- Is any one else ready for some SNOW??

Bring it on!!

I am, I thought I saw a couple of flakes today but I couldnt tell if my eyes were just decieving me or not.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:27 pm

Nomad wrote: I wish my parents had named me Stone.......Brock Stone.

Well- Is any one else ready for some SNOW??

Bring it on!!

I am, I thought I saw a couple of flakes today but I couldnt tell if my eyes were just decieving me or not.

get away from me you freak, had snow already and don't want more!!!

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:32 pm

My mom often tells me of the family that lived next door when I was born. Their last name was Bushey and they named their daughter Holly Berry!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:35 pm

minks wrote: get away from me you freak, had snow already and don't want more!!!

Y O U

L I V E

I N

C A N A D A !!!

Helloooooo:D

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:42 pm

I have a family member named Stephen Tyler. He hates being asked "did your parents really love Aerosmith?"

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:48 pm

Gosh Mom, parents do the silliest things-no respect for themselves or their children. We had a teacher/parent conference today with a student who is failing in all of his classes. When one teacher mentioned he wouldn't respond to her asking him a question in class on the subject they were studying, the mother told us he didn't have to answer if he didn't want to! Well, where are we going to get with that thinking!

*Nomad, you can have all the snow your heart desires-just don't send it my way!*

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:53 pm

Well, at least the Doe family didn't name their child Doe Doe!:wah:

And we don't want any snow snow either!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:31 pm

I knew a guy who had the last name Tola and named his kid Toka.

And a guy with the last name Tata who named his kid Po.

Cruel, I tell ya.

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:07 am

Here are three I've run acrossed along the way...

Rhoda Bike

Whoopie Doo

April May June (first, middle & last name)

Also, my dad told me of a woman that he once arrested. Her first name was Female. She pronounced it -- fee-mal-ee.

Can you imagine what some of these names do to these people's self-images and confidence levels?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:24 am

If i were an emperor back ni ancient roman or greek or persian times....

i would name my daughters Clamydia and Herpes

my son would be Meningitis

and i would be Emperor Hepatitus

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:52 am

I used to handle a lot of credit cards, I'l never forget two brothers named:

Harry Dick

Richard Dick (would that be Dick Dick for short?):o

Right now, in one of my classes, I have a kid called "Cretin Padilla"

I wonder if the parents are aware that "Cretin" means "moron.":(

Last year I had Polyanna Dishface. I've seen it all.

Annie Mouse · Post by **Annie Mouse** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:28 pm

I worked for the Internal Revenue Service and had a woman come in to file her return. I had to ask about the names listed. Her two daughters were Gonorrhea, pronouned Go-NOR-ah, and Syphilis, pronounced See-PHI-lia.

I guess she got the correct spelling from somewhere, maybe a health service pamphlet?