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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:13 am

Hmm, haven't made him swear to it yet....................

*ballif rereads the oath*

Now, do you swear....................wait a minute, didn't your mother teach you better?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:14 am

chonsigirl wrote: Names, I need names! Silly horsey names!I didn't take much time to peruse the card, but Dusty's Birthday looks okay to me, though his trainer has had the flu the past week and he hasn't been sweated adequately. I recommend $10 to show.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:14 am

Nomad wrote: LIES ! A PREPONDERANCE OF LIES !Is that a question?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:15 am

chonsigirl wrote: Hmm, haven't made him swear to it yet....................

*ballif rereads the oath*

Now, do you swear....................wait a minute, didn't your mother teach you better?:-3 Oh, me? Yes she did.

Better than what?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:17 am

*laughing*

I watched A Day at the Races this morning, I couldn't help it......................

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:39 am

Wow are these threads still going on!!! AC you are one popular guy!!

Ok here's my question.

Are you expecting to receive any socks or other unwanted present for Xmas?? (Don't say that u love getting socks, I won't believe u if u say u do :sneaky: )

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:41 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Wow are these threads still going on!!! AC you are one popular guy!!

Ok here's my question.

Are you expecting to receive any socks or other unwanted present for Xmas?? (Don't say that u love getting socks, I won't believe u if u say u do :sneaky: ):wah: Dang! Beat me at my own game!

Typically, I get 2 Christmas cards from my 2 eldest siblings, and my beloved and I go shopping together sometime before or just after Christmas, grabbing something off a shelf and exclaiming "It's just what I've always wanted! Thank you!" and "I'm glad you like it. Merry Christmas!" then big smoochies. Tradition kind of goes out the window when you don't have kids.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:03 pm

Do you think the world will be a better or worse place 100 yrs. from now ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:05 pm

You discover your wonderful one year old child is, because of a mix up at the hospital, not your's. Would you want to echange the child to try to correct the mistake ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:09 pm

You are given $1000,000 to donate anonymously to charity or to a stranger. how would you dispose of it ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:11 pm

If you must be either, would you prefer to be blind or deaf ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:13 pm

If you were a really really mean T-Rex, would you chase Far guy around the woods until he urinated himself and then laugh and laugh ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:15 pm

What is your umm MO when you feel sexy ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:21 pm

If by getting a tattoo you could save 5 lives and prevent a terrorist attack but 2 of the terrorists have children whom might become terrorists at a later date (Im not sure when exactly) and the other 3 terrorists have cousins who may or may not be terrorists (1 of them might be undercover just pretending to be a terrorist) would you get the tattoo ? If so what would it be and where would you place it ? Also in Texas do you guys gussy up a cactus instead of a proper Christmas tree ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:03 pm

Nomad wrote: You discover your wonderful one year old child is, because of a mix up at the hospital, not your's. Would you want to echange the child to try to correct the mistake ?As painful as it would undoubtedly be, yes.

I'm cursed with empathy. I think I would do it even if the child with my DNA were "defected" in some way, even if my bio-child were stillborn. I just wouldn't be able to keep it out of my head the effect my decision would have if the tables were turned.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:05 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Is it physically possible for Nomad's legs to hold up that round yellow body and then dance like that? Or is it all some computer generated hoax meant to fool the simple minded?It's real. Hot air, y'know.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:09 pm

Nomad wrote: You are given $1000,000 to donate anonymously to charity or to a stranger. how would you dispose of it ?Dunno, really. I distrust most charities. I think I would first get a list of charities sorted by overhead percentage and start with the ones who put the most money where the charity works, rather than offices and salaries.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:11 pm

Nomad wrote: If you must be either, would you prefer to be blind or deaf ?As much as I love music, I'd rather be deaf. I'm a bit claustraphobic. Besides, my beloved says I don't listen very well anyway.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:13 pm

Nomad wrote: If you were a really really mean T-Rex, would you chase Far guy around the woods until he urinated himself and then laugh and laugh ?Of course! But first I'd sneak up and wait until he were bragging to someone about what a brave warrior he was. Then I'd spring out and roar at him while he was in mid-strut. That'd be really funny.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:14 pm

Nomad wrote: What is your umm MO when you feel sexy ? No, I haven't been sending you any signals!

Geez, ya try to be nice to a guy and all he thinks about is sex!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:16 pm

Nomad wrote: If by getting a tattoo you could save 5 lives and prevent a terrorist attack but 2 of the terrorists have children whom might become terrorists at a later date (Im not sure when exactly) and the other 3 terrorists have cousins who may or may not be terrorists (1 of them might be undercover just pretending to be a terrorist) would you get the tattoo ? If so what would it be and where would you place it ? Also in Texas do you guys gussy up a cactus instead of a proper Christmas tree ?no.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:18 pm

Accountable wrote: No, I haven't been sending you any signals!

Geez, ya try to be nice to a guy and all he thinks about is sex!

No of course not. I meant do you have lava lamps & incense or do you play good cop bad cop, some Aqua Velva perhaps ?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:23 pm

can i be the bad cop? huh? puleeeeze??

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:26 pm

thats redundant :rolleyes:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:30 pm

you're both busted. no pressies. :sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:01 am

Nomad wrote: No of course not. I meant do you have lava lamps & incense or do you play good cop bad cop, some Aqua Velva perhaps ?oh. :yh_blush

John Kleese, A Fish Called Wanda.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:02 am

lady cop wrote: can i be the bad cop? huh? puleeeeze??No. It's time you learned to stretch your creative abilities. Nothing but Good Cop for you until you get it down pat.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:03 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I'd laugh at that, but I'm afraid she'd sap me.

Freudian slip? :rolleyes:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:20 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Not even close... a sap has a spring handle and is loaded with lead so it can really clobber someone. :)Oh. Pardon me. Obviously I'm not as familiar with violent weaponry as you delicate ladies are. :p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:48 am

Hmm, I thought a sap was something else.......................

*never you, dear AC*

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:52 am

chonsigirl wrote: Hmm, I thought a sap was something else.......................

*never you, dear AC*:yh_rotfl I just got an image of LC picking up some unsuspecting guy and using him as a weapon to beat someone else.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:52 am

Accountable wrote: Oh. Pardon me. Obviously I'm not as familiar with violent weaponry as you delicate ladies are. :pwe don't use them......................Blackjacks and Saps The Blackjack and Sap used to be so popular with Law Enforcement in America that alot, if not most, Police Uniforms came with a long and narrow "Sap Pocket. ...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:34 pm

Accountable wrote: :yh_rotfl I just got an image of LC picking up some unsuspecting guy and using him as a weapon to beat someone else.

LOL!!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:37 pm

Nomad wrote: LOL!!!smartarses. :p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:18 am

Dear Accountable, do you take bible stories literally ? For instance the parting of the sea, is this an actual event or a parable in your opinion ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:45 am

What is babyrider doing right now ? Did she fall asleep at her puter ? Is she watching infomercials and eating Cocoa Crispies or what ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:28 am

Nomad wrote: Dear Accountable, do you take bible stories literally ? For instance the parting of the sea, is this an actual event or a parable in your opinion ?I'm afraid I'm with Ted when it comes to the Bible, at least partially. Since Man has free will, he can't help but put his own spin on what he writes. I believe the Old testament stories to be fantastic fables with wonderful morals. The New Testament stories of Jesus, I choose to believe simply from childish faith. I believe Paul took Jesus' teachings in the wrong direction. Don't get me started on what happened since.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:29 am

Nomad wrote: What is babyrider doing right now ? Did she fall asleep at her puter ? Is she watching infomercials and eating Cocoa Crispies or what ?She's sleeping peacefully. If you concentrate hard, you can enter her dreams and share a Cocoa Crispies breakfast.

Go ahead.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:37 am

Accountable wrote: I'm afraid I'm with Ted when it comes to the Bible, at least partially. Since Man has free will, he can't help but put his own spin on what he writes. I believe the Old testament stories to be fantastic fables with wonderful morals. The New Testament stories of Jesus, I choose to believe simply from childish faith. I believe Paul took Jesus' teachings in the wrong direction. Don't get me started on what happened since.

How did Paul take Jesus's teachings in the wrong direction ? When you have time Id like a thorough answer please, Im interested in your thoughts on this.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:39 am

Accountable wrote: She's sleeping peacefully. If you concentrate hard, you can enter her dreams and share a Cocoa Crispies breakfast.

Go ahead.

I dont want to actually enter her mind, Im not prepared for a trip like that. :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:54 am

Nomad wrote: How did Paul take Jesus's teachings in the wrong direction ? When you have time Id like a thorough answer please, Im interested in your thoughts on this.I'm no scholar. In a nutshell, Jesus brought us out of legalism & taught to use our brains and hearts to guide us through life. Behavior (good acts) will not get us into heaven. Paul immediately reinstated rules of behavior that people would have to follow or be judged.

I have more in my head, but it doesn't come out right on the screen, so this will have to do for now.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:09 am

Can you think of anything so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:11 am

If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, do think a good name for him would be Carl ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:13 am

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe. Do you ever have this problem ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:16 am

Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:18 am

I think that Superman and Santa are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why: Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard. See the logic here ?