How have you responded?
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Unusual Propositions:
What unusual propositions have you received in your life?
How have you responded?
How have you responded?
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SOJOURNER wrote: What unusual propositions have you received in your life?
How have you responded?
I was asked to date my married boss many hears ago, he received a slap, and me quitting and leaving the company immediately.
How have you responded?
I was asked to date my married boss many hears ago, he received a slap, and me quitting and leaving the company immediately.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
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Some one once asked me to try pole dancing....
:wah: Well after l'd picked myself up off the floor l wiped away my tears and said umm NO!
:wah: Well after l'd picked myself up off the floor l wiped away my tears and said umm NO!
take a bite out of life it's there to be tasted!!
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I'm a bartender....how much time have you got? :yh_eyebro
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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BabyRider wrote: I'm a bartender....how much time have you got? :yh_eyebro
The thread can go on for as many stories as you want to share...........
The thread can go on for as many stories as you want to share...........
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BabyRider wrote: I'm a bartender....how much time have you got? :yh_eyebro
I was too, BR. I know what ya mean. :wah:
I was too, BR. I know what ya mean. :wah:
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The latest? I had a table with your typical looking mafia types at my bar. Big chunky gold, shiny suits, rolex's up the wazoo, throwing money around
like it was water. I went to their table to check on them and one says to me, "Are you married?" to which I answer "yes" he then says, "Do you cheat?" and I said "No, never." He says, "Do you cheat for money?" at which point he got his 7&7 dumped in his lap then a full ashtray on top of that.
Don't f*ck with me when I'm working, and don't think that just becaue I'm a lowly bartender or waitress I'm impressed by your money. I'm not stupid and I do not react well to people who think I am.
like it was water. I went to their table to check on them and one says to me, "Are you married?" to which I answer "yes" he then says, "Do you cheat?" and I said "No, never." He says, "Do you cheat for money?" at which point he got his 7&7 dumped in his lap then a full ashtray on top of that.
Don't f*ck with me when I'm working, and don't think that just becaue I'm a lowly bartender or waitress I'm impressed by your money. I'm not stupid and I do not react well to people who think I am.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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SnoozeControl wrote: What a d*ck! I've heard "are you happily married" but he basically called you a ho. Your reaction was fairly restrained, I think.
yeah I thought BR may have tried to choke him with a pool cue, what a pr-ick
yeah I thought BR may have tried to choke him with a pool cue, what a pr-ick
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
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You wouldnt believe me if I told you... and I could never print the details here.
I mean it. I cant even believe some of the scensrios.
I mean it. I cant even believe some of the scensrios.
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Oh yeah!! when I was just divorced at the age of 24 I worked two jobs to make ends meet. Worked all day at the hospital and weekend nights in an Italian resturant.. !! the comments were constants, and when they would try and pinch me, whoops I just dumped their drink or food in their laps..:sneaky:
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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servers seem to get hit on a lot!
when i served was asked to join a couple back at their hotel...they were in town for the weekend...they assured me my tip would increase. the nerve!! :-5
when i served was asked to join a couple back at their hotel...they were in town for the weekend...they assured me my tip would increase. the nerve!! :-5
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Now if Robert Redford would like to come by and offer me a million (well say 5 million now, to take inflation into account) for a bit of Indecent Proposal style hotlinking ............................................................................................. smile
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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KarazePapa wrote: Exactly. I am a retired cop, where do I start?
Oh geeze, Papa, I'd love to hear a ballpark figure of how many times women have offered sex acts to get out of tickets.
Oh geeze, Papa, I'd love to hear a ballpark figure of how many times women have offered sex acts to get out of tickets.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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BabyRider wrote: Oh geeze, Papa, I'd love to hear a ballpark figure of how many times women have offered sex acts to get out of tickets.men do too. ewwwwww.
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The strangest was when I was at a party once this big greek guy I hadn't even met yet picked me up, ran off to the bedroom, laid me on the bed and said "I want to kiss you"!!!:eek:
My favorite was when this adorable little lady in a pub offered to adopt me because she always wanted a daughter and she had 4 sons. :-4
My favorite was when this adorable little lady in a pub offered to adopt me because she always wanted a daughter and she had 4 sons. :-4