The latest? I had a table with your typical looking mafia types at my bar. Big chunky gold, shiny suits, rolex's up the wazoo, throwing money around
like it was water. I went to their table to check on them and one says to me, "Are you married?" to which I answer "yes" he then says, "Do you cheat?" and I said "No, never." He says, "Do you cheat for money?" at which point he got his 7&7 dumped in his lap then a full ashtray on top of that.
Don't f*ck with me when I'm working, and don't think that just becaue I'm a lowly bartender or waitress I'm impressed by your money. I'm not stupid and I do not react well to people who think I am.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price. ~Darrel Worley~ [/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
SnoozeControl wrote: What a d*ck! I've heard "are you happily married" but he basically called you a ho. Your reaction was fairly restrained, I think.
yeah I thought BR may have tried to choke him with a pool cue, what a pr-ick
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Oh yeah!! when I was just divorced at the age of 24 I worked two jobs to make ends meet. Worked all day at the hospital and weekend nights in an Italian resturant.. !! the comments were constants, and when they would try and pinch me, whoops I just dumped their drink or food in their laps..:sneaky:
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
when i served was asked to join a couple back at their hotel...they were in town for the weekend...they assured me my tip would increase. the nerve!! :-5
Now if Robert Redford would like to come by and offer me a million (well say 5 million now, to take inflation into account) for a bit of Indecent Proposal style hotlinking ............................................................................................. smile
KarazePapa wrote: Exactly. I am a retired cop, where do I start?
Oh geeze, Papa, I'd love to hear a ballpark figure of how many times women have offered sex acts to get out of tickets.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price. ~Darrel Worley~ [/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
BabyRider wrote: Oh geeze, Papa, I'd love to hear a ballpark figure of how many times women have offered sex acts to get out of tickets.men do too. ewwwwww.
The strangest was when I was at a party once this big greek guy I hadn't even met yet picked me up, ran off to the bedroom, laid me on the bed and said "I want to kiss you"!!!:eek:
My favorite was when this adorable little lady in a pub offered to adopt me because she always wanted a daughter and she had 4 sons. :-4