Brush up your Shakespeare. Cursing and Swearing!

gordonartist · Post by **gordonartist** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:57 pm

http://www.renfaire.com/Language/insults.html

This should brighten up our bunfights!

Take care.

Gordon

gordonartist · Post by **gordonartist** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:03 pm

Thou cockered clapper-clawed clotpole! How's that for swearing?#

Take care,

Gordon. :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:04 pm

Thankyou Gordonartist - thou goatish common-kissing footlicker!!! Ooooohhhh one could get sent to the Woodshed or Briar Patch or whatever Tombstone has renamed the sinbin for being that colourful !!! His swearword filter will sh#t itself.

Hey I could get to like this..

Thou gleeking ticklebrained lewdster

Thou saucy knotty-pated flirt-gill

Thou droning flap-mouthed codpiece

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:21 am

fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon. :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:30 am

I hope you're not bloody talking to me Abbey!!! Ya beslubbering dizzy- eyed baggage!!!

Hey ya know, this might be a great thread to which to temporarily banish people that start verbally bashing each other. Come in here and do it - but ya gotta stick to the list... WOW.. Am I brilliant or am I brilliant???!!!! Well Gordon, you're brilliant too.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:25 am

AussiePam wrote: I hope you're not bloody talking to me Abbey!!! Ya beslubbering dizzy- eyed baggage!!!

Hey ya know, this might be a great thread to which to temporarily banish people that start verbally bashing each other. Come in here and do it - but ya gotta stick to the list... WOW.. Am I brilliant or am I brilliant???!!!! Well Gordon, you're brilliant too.No he's not, why he's nothing more than a gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker. :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:28 am

pack it in you two!!! ye loggerheaded tardy-gaited strumpets!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:34 am

Betty Boop wrote: pack it in you two!!! ye loggerheaded tardy-gaited strumpets!! :DHuh.. you...you..pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie. :p

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:43 am

abbey wrote: Huh.. you...you..pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie. :p

Why you............ beslubbering beetle-headed malt-worm! :p

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:05 am

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.

You pesky puny milk-livered mammet of a pisky.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:13 pm

Wellfore, you all thorn-gilded what-cha-ma-call-its!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:34 pm

When shall we three meet again

upon the blasted moor

that's Abbey and sweet BettyBoob

and Chonsi. pam makes four.

Okay, Alphabet Sisters...

Abbey - thou art an errant pottledeep huggermugger

And as for thou Betty Boop - thou art an infectious follyfallen bugbear

Words fail me when I contemplate Chonsi - for she must surely be nought but a bawdy onioneyed moldwarp - with bells on...

:yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:36 pm

My bells ringeth with glee,

When besting monkey in rhyme I see.

Oh tiddle-taddleth Pam, I-awaiting for D now.......................

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:39 pm

You pair of roguish pottle-deep moldwarps. :-2

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:41 pm

Struth and stap me Chonsi... who do we know who starts with D???

When that I was but a little tiny girl

With a hey ho the wind and the rain

When I was good my hair would curl

But the rain it raineth every day

Actually I've always loved the fool's song and try and remember to sing it every 12 nights after Christmas. The feast of Topsy Turvy.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:43 pm

Listen Abbey - a moldwarp I am, to be sure but don't you go casting nasturtiums at my friend Chonsi like that - you saucy flybitten fustilarian!!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:46 pm

:wah: Oh, thou brazen usurper of arcadisms!

The queen reigneth in the arcarde

Where mortal combat entwines

Pina and Abbey eternally at war

Next top score is mine!

:p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:50 pm

Go Chonsi - clobber Abbey and Pina... but bring me back an FGer who starts with D!!!

Who's the feisty lady who writes those neat alphabet moiders? .. Sue Grafton!! We need her. (I really relate to her antiheroine - Kinsey!!!) Um .. but I digress...

thou pribbling harpy!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:55 pm

Designer Girl............

Styled in the fashions of today,

Harbringer of tomorrow's way!

Watcheth for those deadly, purlinious foes,

Be cool, or she'll stomp on your toes!

She wears stylish high heels!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:00 pm

Designer Girl.. WOW !!!!

(pam brushes down her well loved jeans and tries to look elegant !!!)

Okay... I gotta find a few epithets to welcome her with.

Let's say I catch her first thing in the morning, partly made up.. but wearing her high heels and walking like a model .......

Maybe she'd then be a

Tottering half-faced wagtail

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:02 pm

*wagging tail*

Little tails are very stylish, DG!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:07 pm

They're in this season, are they? Perhaps we should all head off to Italy and go shopping????? Then people watch at a sidewalk trattoria sipping real coffee.... ahhhh

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:10 pm

*packing bag*

Let's go shopping!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:13 pm

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And afterwards, we'll hijack some sexy hunk on a vespa and cruise through some ancient villages down to the sparlking Mediterranean sea.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:13 pm

And show off our new swimsuits we just bought!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:21 pm

Yup!!! And our exotic Italian designer sunnies!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:23 pm

Ah, the life of sun and hunks........................:-6

Who would have thunketh on a Shakespeare thread?:wah:

Post by **spot** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:54 pm

I've just dusted the Vespa down and filled the tank, if you giggling flibbertigibbets need a lift someplace?

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:06 pm

AussiePam wrote: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And afterwards, we'll hijack some sexy hunk on a vespa and cruise through some ancient villages down to the sparlking Mediterranean sea.

Excuse me for butting in but how the hell can you be a sexy hunk if you're on a Vespa (aka a pregnant duck!)

:wah:

Post by **spot** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:24 pm

Bryn Mawr wrote: Excuse me for butting in but how the hell can you be a sexy hunk if you're on a VespaThere are still occasions where the indefinite third-person is practically mandatory. That sentence was one of them.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:33 pm

spot wrote: There are still occasions where the indefinite third-person is practically mandatory. That sentence was one of them.

but not always available in English - I ain't posh enough for one!

That's the problem with posting half way through a thread

Post by **spot** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:39 pm

Bryn Mawr wrote: I ain't posh enough for one!Now *that's* clever!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:05 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Ah, the life of sun and hunks........................:-6
Here, I'll share my hunk with you for a bit. Just don't damage him too much! Pics a tad dark, but that's my hunk-o-hubby....

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AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:05 pm

spot wrote: I've just dusted the Vespa down and filled the tank, if you giggling flibbertigibbets need a lift someplace?

Now look here Spot.. I'm bloody glad you arrived in this thread... now I can get my own back fer the vapid indeterminate sex remark... okay.. Thou... er... pam goes in search of inspiration.. but it hasta end in varlet.... hang on...

Thou puking doghearted varlet !!

Wanna give this girl a ride on yer vespa? We could invent some good descriptions of Italian drivers!!! Possibly in Dantesque terza rima.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:08 pm

Ah.. now one has found BR on this thread..... wicked wicked grin.

And Bryn is here too!!! Grin. One has never actually been on a vespa... hee hee... but the day is yet young...

Come here and lemme stroke you some, BR... so we get Spot demoing the art of the technicolor yawn!! It'll be worth the indignity - thou mewling urchinsnouted huggermugger

OOOOPS I just saw the photo of Bullet - and take back my misguided Shakespearean words... BR yer lovely and one is outta here!!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:23 pm

AussiePam wrote: mewling urchinsnouted huggermugger

I do NOT "mewl", you flybitten, tottering, pribbling....er...something or other. I couldn't find a good word to swipe to end that one....:-5

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:48 pm

I think you do a very powerful mewl, BR - and this is really the wrong aussie season to get flybitten in, but pribbling.. yup. I'm guilty as charged. And I'm proud of it !!!!! And if you have a problem with that.. you can go gleek yourself you reeky clapperclawed harpy.. I love this!!! :yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:53 pm

AussiePam wrote: Wanna give this girl a ride on yer vespa? We could invent some good descriptions of Italian drivers!!! Possibly in Dantesque terza rima.That's the style.

Some like a girl who will open up the door

For those of the men who go marching off to war

But give me a wench who knows what a weapon's for!

At the bottom of the barrel stands a cucumber.

Not quite Dante, but you get my drift.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:12 pm

Ah Spot !!! Dante loved symbolism and allusion and could be bawdy with the best of them, but your rhyme is really rather more in the style of Signor Boccaccio, I think... Grin. And that's fine with me. I'll just get my sunnies!!

Post by **spot** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:15 pm

AussiePam wrote: Ah Spot !!! Dante loved symbolism and allusion and could be bawdy with the best of them, but your rhyme is really rather more in the style of Signor Boccaccio, I think... Grin. And that's fine with me. I'll just get my sunnies!!My parting gift to the School Library was a rather attractive two-volume edition of the Decameron, an act which screamed rather than alluded, but was highly symbolic.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:20 pm

I was intrigued Spot when I found in Sydney Uni's Fisher library an old translation of the Decameron. Thought this might help me work through some of the more difficult Italian passages. The intriguing bit was everytime one, used advisedly, arrived at a "dirty bit" - and in Boccaccio this is not infrequently, the text somehow went into OLD French!!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:30 pm

Oh Pammie, my prof had us read it in Italian, no French passages in our version!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:04 pm

I think that was the intention this end too, Chonsi.. wicked look !!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:18 am

Well, my Shakespeare teacher took no less delight in steering us to modern versions of plays-we went to one down in Hollywood. I innocently took my mother and step-father with me. It was a scantily dressed cast-top female character had pretty much nothing on the whole play. MY stepfather was delighted, my mother killed me when we got home!