Don't worry lads solace is at hand.
http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid ... =661462006
England fan's £1m insurance cover for World Cup trauma
A FOOTBALL fan has insured himself for £1 million against the trauma of seeing England knocked out of the early stages of World Cup.
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Mr Hucker, of Ipswich, said some people might think the insurance policy was funny, but it was serious. He said England were always the "nearly men" and he had suffered trauma after England had been knocked out of every major competition.
"I feel very patriotic and very optimistic. To have psychological trauma and depression is something I don't want," he said.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
If any of you need help in learning how to enjoy wallowing in misery at the crap performance of your national football team just ask a scottish supporter. It's not losing that matters it's being able to enjoy it.