My Polish friend...

General discussion area for all topics not covered in the other forums.
Post Reply
User avatar
gordonartist
Posts: 434
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:55 pm

My Polish friend...

Post by gordonartist »

My Polish friend went down to the Traffic Authority the other day to get a drivers licence.

The examiner showed him a card which said "CZJWIXNOSTACZ".

"Can you read this?" asked the examiner.

"Read it," my friend replied. "I know the family."

Take care,

Gordon.
User avatar
CARLA
Posts: 13033
Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:00 pm

My Polish friend...

Post by CARLA »

Watch it I'm half Polish..!! :wah:
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

User avatar
jbbarker1947
Posts: 515
Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 7:59 am

My Polish friend...

Post by jbbarker1947 »

gordonartist wrote: My Polish friend went down to the Traffic Authority the other day to get a drivers licence.

The examiner showed him a card which said "CZJWIXNOSTACZ".

"Can you read this?" asked the examiner.

"Read it," my friend replied. "I know the family."

Take care,

Gordon.


That's funny. I don't care who you are.:wah:
User avatar
Uncle Kram
Posts: 5991
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:34 pm

My Polish friend...

Post by Uncle Kram »

I love the Polish. It's very good for putting a shine on your furniture :D


THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
User avatar
Marie5656
Posts: 6772
Joined: Tue May 09, 2006 10:10 am

My Polish friend...

Post by Marie5656 »

Wait, I think I am related to that family!:wah:
User avatar
Nomad
Posts: 25864
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:36 am

My Polish friend...

Post by Nomad »

The Polish are a bunch of sausages.
I AM AWESOME MAN
User avatar
gordonartist
Posts: 434
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:55 pm

My Polish friend...

Post by gordonartist »

Hey there mate! I said my Polish friend was my mate!

Why don't you pick on the Irish for a change!!

Yours on mock horror.

Gordon ZWESKINKISCZY.
User avatar
Nomad
Posts: 25864
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:36 am

My Polish friend...

Post by Nomad »

Give me the Irish and Ill pick on them. Im eager. :D
I AM AWESOME MAN
User avatar
CARLA
Posts: 13033
Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:00 pm

My Polish friend...

Post by CARLA »

You tell him JAB Sausage please... !! There is nothing better than a Pierogil and Golabki Yummmmmmmm grew up on it all..:cool:

[QUOTE]I think the proper word there Nomey is Kielbasa. [/QUOTE]
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

User avatar
Nomad
Posts: 25864
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:36 am

My Polish friend...

Post by Nomad »

CARLA wrote: You tell him JAB Sausage please... !! There is nothing better than a Pierogil and Golabki Yummmmmmmm grew up on it all..:cool:












Oooooh your gonna get it now ! :p
I AM AWESOME MAN
User avatar
Marie5656
Posts: 6772
Joined: Tue May 09, 2006 10:10 am

My Polish friend...

Post by Marie5656 »

Nomad wrote: Give me the Irish and Ill pick on them. Im eager. :D


Hey Nomad...you get a twofer with me..guess what I married into??:yh_rotfl
Post Reply

Return to “General Chit Chat”