My Polish friend...
- gordonartist
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My Polish friend...
My Polish friend went down to the Traffic Authority the other day to get a drivers licence.
The examiner showed him a card which said "CZJWIXNOSTACZ".
"Can you read this?" asked the examiner.
"Read it," my friend replied. "I know the family."
Take care,
Gordon.
The examiner showed him a card which said "CZJWIXNOSTACZ".
"Can you read this?" asked the examiner.
"Read it," my friend replied. "I know the family."
Take care,
Gordon.
My Polish friend...
Watch it I'm half Polish..!! :wah:
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
- jbbarker1947
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My Polish friend...
gordonartist wrote: My Polish friend went down to the Traffic Authority the other day to get a drivers licence.
The examiner showed him a card which said "CZJWIXNOSTACZ".
"Can you read this?" asked the examiner.
"Read it," my friend replied. "I know the family."
Take care,
Gordon.
That's funny. I don't care who you are.:wah:
The examiner showed him a card which said "CZJWIXNOSTACZ".
"Can you read this?" asked the examiner.
"Read it," my friend replied. "I know the family."
Take care,
Gordon.
That's funny. I don't care who you are.:wah:
- Uncle Kram
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My Polish friend...
I love the Polish. It's very good for putting a shine on your furniture 

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
My Polish friend...
Wait, I think I am related to that family!:wah:
- gordonartist
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My Polish friend...
Hey there mate! I said my Polish friend was my mate!
Why don't you pick on the Irish for a change!!
Yours on mock horror.
Gordon ZWESKINKISCZY.
Why don't you pick on the Irish for a change!!
Yours on mock horror.
Gordon ZWESKINKISCZY.
My Polish friend...
You tell him JAB Sausage please... !! There is nothing better than a Pierogil and Golabki Yummmmmmmm grew up on it all..
[QUOTE]I think the proper word there Nomey is Kielbasa. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]I think the proper word there Nomey is Kielbasa. [/QUOTE]
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
My Polish friend...
CARLA wrote: You tell him JAB Sausage please... !! There is nothing better than a Pierogil and Golabki Yummmmmmmm grew up on it all..
Oooooh your gonna get it now ! :p

Oooooh your gonna get it now ! :p
I AM AWESOME MAN
My Polish friend...
Nomad wrote: Give me the Irish and Ill pick on them. Im eager. 
Hey Nomad...you get a twofer with me..guess what I married into??:yh_rotfl

Hey Nomad...you get a twofer with me..guess what I married into??:yh_rotfl