Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:34 am

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about TequilaÃ‚®.

TequilaÃ‚® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. TequilaÃ‚® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re e ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of TequilaÃ‚® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with TequilaÃ‚®.

TequilaÃ‚® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use TequilaÃ‚®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,and Naked Twister.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:37 am

:wah: It works I tell ya,

however I didn't care for the praying to the porcelian goddess the next morning. :-2

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:03 am

sounds good!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:08 am

You know how everyone has their own "nightmare" story about getting WAY too drunk on a certain type of booze? Mine's tequila. When I pour it at work I have to turn my head so I don't smell it. And it's been 14 years since I touched the stuff. :yh_sick

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:19 am

JB lives in Margaritaville........................

That was a cute sign!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:19 am

God! I could use a ##%$% shot right now!!!

:-5

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:23 am

BabyRider wrote: You know how everyone has their own "nightmare" story about getting WAY too drunk on a certain type of booze? Mine's tequila. When I pour it at work I have to turn my head so I don't smell it. And it's been 14 years since I touched the stuff. :yh_sick

My nightmare session was on 'Black Tower', boy was I ill, can't even look at a bottle now let alone pour it!

I've never tried Tequila is it a clear spirit?

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:26 am

BabyRider wrote: You know how everyone has their own "nightmare" story about getting WAY too drunk on a certain type of booze? Mine's tequila. When I pour it at work I have to turn my head so I don't smell it. And it's been 14 years since I touched the stuff. :yh_sick

The Texas country music stations are playing a new song. "Tequila makes her clothes fall off"

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:28 am

Betty Boop wrote: My nightmare session was on 'Black Tower', boy was I ill, can't even look at a bottle now let alone pour it!

I've never tried Tequila is it a clear spirit?
Yup, it's clear-and will knock you clear off the chair! Good stuff mixed as Tequila Sunrises....................

( I was young once):wah:

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:38 am

Betty Boop wrote: My nightmare session was on 'Black Tower', boy was I ill, can't even look at a bottle now let alone pour it!

I've never tried Tequila is it a clear spirit?

There are many grades. It is clear. The aged Tequilas are amber from the wooden aging barrels. My favorite is Herreduara Anejo. About $50.00 per bottle. (US)

I was flying across the YucatÃƒ¡n in a Lear Jet. The only passengers were the owner and I. His roommate in college was the President of Mexico, at that time. I asked him what kind of tequila the wealthy people of Mexico prefer. He would surely know. That is how I found this very smooth tequila. All things in moderation, until she says Ã¢â‚¬Å“LetÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s playÃ¢â‚¬;)

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:06 am

BabyRider wrote: You know how everyone has their own "nightmare" story about getting WAY too drunk on a certain type of booze? Mine's tequila. When I pour it at work I have to turn my head so I don't smell it. And it's been 14 years since I touched the stuff. :yh_sick

Ah, BR, I have a tequila story, too.

But mine ended up with me playing volleyball in my pool one Sunday.

Topless.

In broad daylight.

BTW, jb, great post!:D

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:28 am

I drank Tequila for the first time a couple of years back. I liked it, but it still would not be my drink of choice.

Though many years ago when I drank too many rum & Cokes, I did not have a happy day the next day.

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:15 pm

jbbarker1947 wrote: The Texas country music stations are playing a new song. "Tequila makes her clothes fall off"

I love that song! It makes me laugh so hard!

IF I drink - which is very seldom - I prefer Kahlua and 7.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:01 pm

LilacDragon wrote: I love that song! It makes me laugh so hard!

IF I drink - which is very seldom - I prefer Kahlua and 7.
Kahlua and 7?? That's the beginnings of a Mind-Eraser. Scary sh!t, man....

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:20 am

G'day JB!!! I come into the FG to learn stuff. And gee - this thread is a very steep learning curve for the antipodean blonde brain. You mean some of you guys need alcohol to move you into dancing naked in public fountains under the moonlight, or swinging from chandeliers by your green painted toenails... Mmmmmm.... Tequila??!!! Think I once had some Texan beer that actually seemed to have a preserved worm in it. Or was I dreaming? The worm may well have been experiencing feelings of inadequacy. Hic

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:39 am

AussiePam wrote: G'day JB!!! I come into the FG to learn stuff. And gee - this thread is a very steep learning curve for the antipodean blonde brain. You mean some of you guys need alcohol to move you into dancing naked in public fountains under the moonlight, or swinging from chandeliers by your green painted toenails... Mmmmmm.... Tequila??!!! Think I once had some Texan beer that actually seemed to have a preserved worm in it. Or was I dreaming? The worm may well have been experiencing feelings of inadequacy. Hic

I have lost count of just how many worms I have swallowed while drinking Tequila. As I have stated before. You must be vertical and verbal at midnight or you are not going home with anyone.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:01 am

I can't believe how many people will actually eat the worm. That's just gross!

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:21 am

Peg wrote: I can't believe how many people will actually eat the worm. That's just gross!

Very simple. Hold the bottle vertically, upside down. The worm (s) will slowly settle to the bottom. Take a big chug and you get tequila, worm (s) and all. I actually did this once and two people had to go over the rail. Selling Buicks, calling up Neptune.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:27 am

I think the sickest I ever got was back in 1985. We were playing a drinking game. After a while, I was drinking shots of a little of anything and everything. The next day, I just wanted shot and put out of my misery.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:52 am

jbbarker1947 wrote: Take a big chug and you get tequila, worm (s) and all.

You're a brave man, jb:)