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Maybe my fellow females here will STONE me, but I've often wondered what the big deal is with the toilet seat!

It's got hinges, right? If it's left up....you put it down. If it's left down....you put it up (well, if you're peeing standing up.)

However, many women find this a point of contention & I don't "get it."

Explanations?
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Oh, come on....let it out! ;)
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Ok how about when they leave it down , but they have peed al over it!!!!!

now that aint on, in fact that for me is one of the most disgusting things going..that and not washing hands after trips to the loo..:lips:

I just will not go there on how that makes me feel
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PEEING ON THE SEAT is another topic entirely! :wah:
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:-3 What? The piercing makes you SPRAY? :-3
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Keith W wrote: I always put the toilet seat down after going for a pee.

Mind you i used to pee sitting down myself some time ago due to having a piercing in my pee stick, but since the piercing has now been removed I pee standing up again


:yh_rotfl :wah: TMI! TMI! :wah: :yh_rotfl
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venus wrote: Ok how about when they leave it down , but they have peed al over it!!!!!

now that aint on, in fact that for me is one of the most disgusting things going..that and not washing hands after trips to the loo..:lips:

I just will not go there on how that makes me feel


Oh yeah! And don't forget they hold it in all day so when they finally go - it stinks! :-5

And they don't flush! :-5



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Hmmm...I've known several men who ALWAYS sit to pee...I appreciated that. Sounds as if the "lift/lower" issue isn't nearly as troublesome as the lack of tidying up issue.
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Keith W wrote: Well having a piercing in your pee stick puts an extra hole in it plus the piercing its self made peeing accurately somewhat difficult so it was just easier to sit down and pee


I could have done without that image, dude.
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The things we KNOW about one another......if I ever meet Keith...I'm going to have to work HARD on the direction of my gaze......



HEY...do piercings alllll over the body close if you take out the stud/earring/HOOK?

Just curious.

ADAM.... Is this along the lines of the penis=sheath?:wah:
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Well, Flops....since HE did "bring it up," so to speak....I think it's always interesting to learn something new.

:sneaky:
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Lulu2 wrote: ADAM.... Is this along the lines of the penis=sheath?:wah:


Yes, but even more unpleasant. :D
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Our house has two full bathrooms...Rick uses one, I use the other. So he can do whatever he wants with the seat. :wah:
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(THIS IS FOR ADAM When I was in Borneo, I learned about an interesting little local custom called the PALANG. It seems that some men there will pierce the penis with bamboo rods, at crossed angles. After the piercings have healed, the bamboo rods are replaced with metal ones. They SAY this is done to give pleasure to their women.

(Girls...isn't that JUST what you've always longed to experience?)

Anyhow...when you go to Borneo, look for men with a fishhook tattooed on their calf. It's a symbol which means they've got a palang!)
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:yh_flag That's why I'm proud to be an American! oooooh, that's gotta hurt.
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Every man I've ever told about the PALANG has visibly winced! :wah:
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Lulu2 wrote: Maybe my fellow females here will STONE me, but I've often wondered what the big deal is with the toilet seat!

It's got hinges, right? If it's left up....you put it down. If it's left down....you put it up (well, if you're peeing standing up.)

However, many women find this a point of contention & I don't "get it."

Explanations?


At last!! thank you!! I AGREE!!:)
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Lulu2 wrote: Maybe my fellow females here will STONE me, but I've often wondered what the big deal is with the toilet seat!

It's got hinges, right? If it's left up....you put it down. If it's left down....you put it up (well, if you're peeing standing up.)

However, many women find this a point of contention & I don't "get it."

Explanations?


i don't get it either. the only thing that bothers me is if the dude thinks that aiming is for suckers and splatters. :wah:
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I'm a guy, and not wishing to sound too crude,but what really bugs me is when guys **** all over the floor in front of the toilet. They either stand too far away, or they think they have bigger dicks than they actually have!!!:mad::-5
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Hamster wrote: "If you sprinkle

When you tinkle...

Be a sweet

and wipe the seat"

:D


:wah:

I wipe the seat Every time!:wah:
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Hamster wrote: "If you sprinkle

When you tinkle...

Be a sweet

and wipe the seat"

:D




that's going to be printed out size 71 font and taped to the bathroom door.
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I live alone but how about the toilet is for the woman, and the man can go out and pee on a tree......they like to do that anyway:-2 .......maybe a hydrant.:lips:
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Actually, gentlemen, they SAY that human urine keeps bears, deer, rabbits and other intruders away from our gardens!

So....have some beers and go outdoors! :wah:
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flopstock wrote: I believe it... I've walked by mens bathrooms that give off an oder that could kill a bear..:lips:


Ooooooooooh, a new way to control bears in parks and garbage cans. Don't shoot them, pee at them...........distance????:wah:
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Can't you imagine a line of men pursuing a bear? :wah:
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Lulu2 wrote: Can't you imagine a line of men pursuing a bear? :wah:


:D
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flopstock wrote: where in the heck did you find those?:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


The peeing man came from here http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/graphics-

The bear just came from websearch real bear pictures, first click

Now can you tell me how to get my address bar back.....I have to get my URL's by clicking file, properties.

Sorry.......trying to make it work. Hope this works.....

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/ani2.html
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flopstock wrote: click on 'view' and then 'toolbars' if it's iexploer


Thanks Flopstock but that doesn't work. Somebunny must have stolen it and I'll have to do a system restore. It worked a few days ago. Doncha jez hate 'puter thieves.:wah:

Do you like feebleminds....I think sometimes we all are:D
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Why, some of my best friends are feebleminded. Makes me feel right at home!
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Lulu2 wrote: Actually, gentlemen, they SAY that human urine keeps bears, deer, rabbits and other intruders away from our gardens!

So....have some beers and go outdoors! :wah:
That explains why I did not get a deer during last years hunting season.
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See why it's good to "hang" in the Garden? Ya' learn stuff!
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i agree with up above.......more info than i was expecting............i can't believe you just said that Keith. :wah:
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WOPPY: "I wipe the seat Every time!"

Honey, your mama brought you up right! :-4
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Lulu2 wrote: WOPPY: "I wipe the seat Every time!"

Honey, your mama brought you up right! :-4


I just do not pee on the seat in the frst place.
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