What's The Deal With The Toilet Seat?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:13 pm

Maybe my fellow females here will STONE me, but I've often wondered what the big deal is with the toilet seat!

It's got hinges, right? If it's left up....you put it down. If it's left down....you put it up (well, if you're peeing standing up.)

However, many women find this a point of contention & I don't "get it."

Explanations?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:27 pm

Oh, come on....let it out!

venus · Post by **venus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:27 pm

Ok how about when they leave it down , but they have peed al over it!!!!!

now that aint on, in fact that for me is one of the most disgusting things going..that and not washing hands after trips to the loo..

I just will not go there on how that makes me feel

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:11 pm

PEEING ON THE SEAT is another topic entirely! :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:19 am

:-3 What? The piercing makes you SPRAY? :-3

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:23 am

Keith W wrote: I always put the toilet seat down after going for a pee.

Mind you i used to pee sitting down myself some time ago due to having a piercing in my pee stick, but since the piercing has now been removed I pee standing up again

:yh_rotfl :wah: TMI! TMI! :wah: :yh_rotfl

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:27 am

venus wrote: Ok how about when they leave it down , but they have peed al over it!!!!!

now that aint on, in fact that for me is one of the most disgusting things going..that and not washing hands after trips to the loo..

I just will not go there on how that makes me feel

Oh yeah! And don't forget they hold it in all day so when they finally go - it stinks! :-5

And they don't flush! :-5

yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:00 am

Hmmm...I've known several men who ALWAYS sit to pee...I appreciated that. Sounds as if the "lift/lower" issue isn't nearly as troublesome as the lack of tidying up issue.

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:04 am

Keith W wrote: Well having a piercing in your pee stick puts an extra hole in it plus the piercing its self made peeing accurately somewhat difficult so it was just easier to sit down and pee

I could have done without that image, dude.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:07 am

The things we KNOW about one another......if I ever meet Keith...I'm going to have to work HARD on the direction of my gaze......

HEY...do piercings alllll over the body close if you take out the stud/earring/HOOK?

Just curious.

ADAM.... Is this along the lines of the penis=sheath?:wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:13 am

Well, Flops....since HE did "bring it up," so to speak....I think it's always interesting to learn something new.

:sneaky:

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:26 am

Lulu2 wrote: ADAM.... Is this along the lines of the penis=sheath?:wah:

Yes, but even more unpleasant.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:33 am

Our house has two full bathrooms...Rick uses one, I use the other. So he can do whatever he wants with the seat. :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:38 am

(THIS IS FOR ADAM When I was in Borneo, I learned about an interesting little local custom called the PALANG. It seems that some men there will pierce the penis with bamboo rods, at crossed angles. After the piercings have healed, the bamboo rods are replaced with metal ones. They SAY this is done to give pleasure to their women.

(Girls...isn't that JUST what you've always longed to experience?)

Anyhow...when you go to Borneo, look for men with a fishhook tattooed on their calf. It's a symbol which means they've got a palang!)

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:50 am

:yh_flag That's why I'm proud to be an American! oooooh, that's gotta hurt.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:55 am

Every man I've ever told about the PALANG has visibly winced! :wah:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:55 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Maybe my fellow females here will STONE me, but I've often wondered what the big deal is with the toilet seat!

It's got hinges, right? If it's left up....you put it down. If it's left down....you put it up (well, if you're peeing standing up.)

However, many women find this a point of contention & I don't "get it."

Explanations?

At last!! thank you!! I AGREE!!:)

ARgi · Post by **ARgi** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:09 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Maybe my fellow females here will STONE me, but I've often wondered what the big deal is with the toilet seat!

It's got hinges, right? If it's left up....you put it down. If it's left down....you put it up (well, if you're peeing standing up.)

However, many women find this a point of contention & I don't "get it."

Explanations?

i don't get it either. the only thing that bothers me is if the dude thinks that aiming is for suckers and splatters. :wah:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:20 pm

I'm a guy, and not wishing to sound too crude,but what really bugs me is when guys **** all over the floor in front of the toilet. They either stand too far away, or they think they have bigger dicks than they actually have!!!:mad::-5

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:28 pm

Hamster wrote: "If you sprinkle

When you tinkle...

Be a sweet

and wipe the seat"

:wah:

I wipe the seat Every time!:wah:

ARgi · Post by **ARgi** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:18 pm

Hamster wrote: "If you sprinkle

When you tinkle...

Be a sweet

and wipe the seat"

that's going to be printed out size 71 font and taped to the bathroom door.

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:38 pm

I live alone but how about the toilet is for the woman, and the man can go out and pee on a tree......they like to do that anyway:-2 .......maybe a hydrant.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:08 pm

Actually, gentlemen, they SAY that human urine keeps bears, deer, rabbits and other intruders away from our gardens!

So....have some beers and go outdoors! :wah:

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:39 pm

flopstock wrote: I believe it... I've walked by mens bathrooms that give off an oder that could kill a bear..

Ooooooooooh, a new way to control bears in parks and garbage cans. Don't shoot them, pee at them...........distance????:wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:44 pm

Can't you imagine a line of men pursuing a bear? :wah:

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:21 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Can't you imagine a line of men pursuing a bear? :wah:

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:10 pm

flopstock wrote: where in the heck did you find those?:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

The peeing man came from here http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/graphics-

The bear just came from websearch real bear pictures, first click

Now can you tell me how to get my address bar back.....I have to get my URL's by clicking file, properties.

Sorry.......trying to make it work. Hope this works.....

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/ani2.html

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:04 am

flopstock wrote: click on 'view' and then 'toolbars' if it's iexploer

Thanks Flopstock but that doesn't work. Somebunny must have stolen it and I'll have to do a system restore. It worked a few days ago. Doncha jez hate 'puter thieves.:wah:

Do you like feebleminds....I think sometimes we all are:D

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:06 am

Why, some of my best friends are feebleminded. Makes me feel right at home!

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:33 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Actually, gentlemen, they SAY that human urine keeps bears, deer, rabbits and other intruders away from our gardens!

So....have some beers and go outdoors! :wah:
That explains why I did not get a deer during last years hunting season.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:23 pm

See why it's good to "hang" in the Garden? Ya' learn stuff!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:29 pm

i agree with up above.......more info than i was expecting............i can't believe you just said that Keith. :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:37 pm

WOPPY: "I wipe the seat Every time!"

Honey, your mama brought you up right! :-4

jpcme · Post by **jpcme** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:29 am

Lulu2 wrote: WOPPY: "I wipe the seat Every time!"

Honey, your mama brought you up right! :-4

I just do not pee on the seat in the frst place.