Have you ever read the Kama Sutra?

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:39 am

This test! Is it just a practical exam, or is there an Oral test as well?

What?.....What did I say?.....

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:40 am

Hamster wrote: Piccy now please!!!!:D

I repeat. I do, wait just spotted a pic of me. Will scan and get it on here in a sec.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:43 am

Hamster wrote: Quick!! The tension is killing me!

..um...I have nothing else to do!!!

she really does'nt:-1

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:54 am

YZGI wrote: I repeat. I do, wait just spotted a pic of me. Will scan and get it on here in a sec.
where is it??

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:07 am

YZGI wrote: Besides. I'm an old cuss. Goatee has gone gray,can barely type with this arthritis.:wah:

hey buddy stop using my chat up lines :wah: :wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:07 am

sunny104 wrote: where is it??

sunny i have a beer for you.:sneaky:

don't tell hamster

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:10 am

zinkyusa wrote: sunny i have a beer for you.:sneaky:

don't tell hamster
woohoo!

*Sunny drags Zinky off to her bedroom...* :sneaky:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:13 am

sunny104 wrote: woohoo!

*Sunny drags Zinky off to her bedroom...* :sneaky:

:yh_hugs :yh_bigsmi

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:26 am

Okay it aint a great pic, but its the only one I could find around the office. The Big one is me. It's in my profile.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:29 am

YZGI wrote: Okay it aint a great pic, but its the only one I could find around the office. The Big one is me. It's in my profile.
aw! you're both cuties!!! :-4

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:31 am

Pinky wrote: Yeah...we'll stand in a corner and point and whisper.

We won't let you borrow our skipping rope either!:D
*rolls over and asks Zinky "did you hear something?"* :sneaky: :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:31 am

Hamster wrote: Aaww that's sweet!

Which one is you?:D

The little one is my grandkid, told ya I was old. But I aint dead yet.:guitarist

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:08 pm

Hamster wrote: Nah...your only as old as you feel!! Or as old as the woman you feel!!

Trust me I am not worried about it. I continue to have a blast. You can probably tell by my attitude. It's just the people around me that are so suprised I have made it this far.:wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:11 pm

sunny104 wrote: *rolls over and asks Zinky "did you hear something?"* :sneaky: :wah:

Busted:-3

Hamster has a really bad temper

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:15 pm

sunny104 wrote: *rolls over and asks Zinky "did you hear something?"* :sneaky: :wah:

oops . . . realizes that she is on the *other* side of the Zinkster

Sunny on one side . . . Cher on the other

Poor Zinkmeister! :sneaky: :guitarist

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:30 pm

cherandbuster wrote: oops . . . realizes that she is on the *other* side of the Zinkster

Sunny on one side . . . Cher on the other

Poor Zinkmeister! :sneaky: :guitarist

Hammie they were just having a zinky sandwhich:sneaky:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:30 pm

Hamster wrote: Cher! You are off my list too now!! :yh_silent :yh_silent

getting to be a short list furball:wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:51 pm

I once had to go to the hospital after cutting my leg quite badly. The wound was deep and it was obvious it would require stitches. The Doctor on duty was very hyper and abrupt and I was unhappy about him undertaking the procedure. In the end I asked if it was possible for a very polite and demure young nurse to stitch the cut. I definately felt the benefit of the Calmer Suture.

twizzel · Post by **twizzel** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:56 pm

Hamster wrote: I..um..er...came across a copy of this book when I recently moved...

Have you read it, owned it or used the erm.."techniques" in it?

I am personally planning a few new things!!
Dont try standing on one leg each with the other round your partners waist you will fall over and hurt yourselves

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:39 pm

Yep I've read it ....years ago....

No I've not tried any of the ''''techniques'''''

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:42 pm

Hamster wrote: I..um..er...came across a copy of this book when I recently moved...

Have you read it, owned it or used the erm.."techniques" in it?

I am personally planning a few new things!!

I haven't perused the whole thread but just had to see your initial posting, Hammy. I did read the book years ago, and actually found it very dull. Grin. Can't remember all the entanglements, but do recall that most of the rather stylised erotic technique seemed to consist of having a big brawl with your beloved then making up, creatively.

Would a western bloke, jaded with the same old same old, be more turned on if you suddenly leapt on him with one foot in his ear and the other somehow curled around his navel fluff, or if you wore your little nurse's apron and cap and a surgical smile???

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:47 pm

AussiePam wrote: I haven't perused the whole thread but just had to see your initial posting, Hammy. I did read the book years ago, and actually found it very dull. Grin. Can't remember all the entanglements, but do recall that most of the rather stylised erotic technique seemed to consist of having a big brawl with your beloved then making up, creatively.

Would a western bloke, jaded with the same old same old, be more turned on if you suddenly leapt on him with one foot in his ear and the other somehow curled around his navel fluff, or if you wore your little nurse's apron and cap and a surgical smile???

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:49 pm

YOu like the nursey thing eh Zinks? :sneaky:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:51 pm

The techniques arent the problem it's finding an asian girl to go along with you.:rolleyes:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:15 pm

Got just the little gal for you YZGI - It's Go Go from Kill Bill... Enjoy

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YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:17 pm

AussiePam wrote: Got just the little gal for you YZGI - It's Go Go from Kill Bill... Enjoy

If you insist. Come here my little giesha girl, got some hot sake for you.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:17 pm

AussiePam wrote: It's Go Go from Kill Bill...[/IMG]

Oi!!! Ow! Do you mind?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:17 pm

Good luck !!! Grin.