Your Apology
Your Apology
mrsK;460838 wrote: I just opend a beer AP & Weber champers won't kill you it will make you happy & relaxed:D
Send lots ASAP:yh_drool :yh_drool
Send lots ASAP:yh_drool :yh_drool
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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And you a French woman, Weber!!!! Champagne. Grin. Or as we now gotta call best aussie bubbly - "Sparkling Wine, Methode Champagnoise".. for Trade Descriptions legislation reasons.
Anyway, here's some Frenchie brew!!! One bottle for each of us, and one for the imaginary friend person...
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Anyway, here's some Frenchie brew!!! One bottle for each of us, and one for the imaginary friend person...

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"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;460843 wrote: And you a French woman, Weber!!!! Champagne. Grin. Or as we now gotta call best aussie bubbly - "Sparkling Wine, Methode Champagnoise".. for Trade Descriptions legislation reasons.
Anyway, here's some Frenchie brew!!! One bottle for each of us, and one for the imaginary friend person...
Tks 4 the booze Aussie.....and even enough for my unseen friend. You know, they are fun cuz' they don't talk back and like everything:-6 I'se jez a born Frenchie and never learned the language......know any Frenchmen? I hear they is good lovers:D I'm off to bed now and your day is just beginning.....well it is verry late early a.m. here. LOL nitey:yh_sleep
Anyway, here's some Frenchie brew!!! One bottle for each of us, and one for the imaginary friend person...

Tks 4 the booze Aussie.....and even enough for my unseen friend. You know, they are fun cuz' they don't talk back and like everything:-6 I'se jez a born Frenchie and never learned the language......know any Frenchmen? I hear they is good lovers:D I'm off to bed now and your day is just beginning.....well it is verry late early a.m. here. LOL nitey:yh_sleep
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Your Apology
weber;460847 wrote: Tks 4 the booze Aussie.....and even enough for my unseen friend. You know, they are fun cuz' they don't talk back and like everything:-6 I'se jez a born Frenchie and never learned the language......know any Frenchmen? I hear they is good lovers:D I'm off to bed now and your day is just beginning.....well it is verry late early a.m. here. LOL nitey:yh_sleep
G'night Hon!! Dors bien!! I can honestly say, I've never had a French lover. Would I lie to you??? :sneaky: It's getting towards supper time here.
G'night Hon!! Dors bien!! I can honestly say, I've never had a French lover. Would I lie to you??? :sneaky: It's getting towards supper time here.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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Maybe we should install a Forum Garden Confessional Box - we must have a resident priest? Rabbi? Whatever??? Somewhere. People could pop in, let it all hang out, apologise their little hearts out, beat their breasts stylishly, repent, go and sin no more etc.. and put a few dollars in the box by the door, labelled AP (Apologies Processed) on their way out.
:sneaky:
:sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Your Apology
AussiePam;460995 wrote: Maybe we should install a Forum Garden Confessional Box - we must have a resident priest? Rabbi? Whatever??? Somewhere. People could pop in, let it all hang out, apologise their little hearts out, beat their breasts stylishly, repent, go and sin no more etc.. and put a few dollars in the box by the door, labelled AP (Apologies Processed) on their way out.
:sneaky:
I'd be good to confess to......I can't remember anything anyway:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
:sneaky:
I'd be good to confess to......I can't remember anything anyway:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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weber;461008 wrote: I'd be good to confess to......I can't remember anything anyway:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
GREAT !!! I have a priestly penitential purple stole for you.. well I did try and find something a bit more ecclesiastical - but this one will hafta do. More fashionable anyway.
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GREAT !!! I have a priestly penitential purple stole for you.. well I did try and find something a bit more ecclesiastical - but this one will hafta do. More fashionable anyway.
Attached files
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;461010 wrote: GREAT !!! I have a priestly penitential purple stole for you.. well I did try and find something a bit more ecclesiastical - but this one will hafta do. More fashionable anyway.
Great. That'll cover up my upper bod anyway.
Now for a mask and I'll be all set for the ConfessorAnon:wah:
I never went to bed and now it's time to get up
Great. That'll cover up my upper bod anyway.

I never went to bed and now it's time to get up
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Your Apology
SnoozeControl;461059 wrote: I apologize for smiling when I read that. 
All apologies have been accepted by the boss

All apologies have been accepted by the boss
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
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Gee Weber, that's suitable attire for the Canadian autumn???? Yer one tough woman!!
Of course.. it's perfect for mudwrassling!!!
Of course.. it's perfect for mudwrassling!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;462561 wrote: Gee Weber, that's suitable attire for the Canadian autumn???? Yer one tough woman!!
Of course.. it's perfect for mudwrassling!!!Oh Lordy be gor(?)
If only I looked like that.
She be de Goddess of Forgiving Apologies;)
Of course.. it's perfect for mudwrassling!!!Oh Lordy be gor(?)
If only I looked like that.
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Your Apology
Magenta flame;462592 wrote: I apologise for leaving it this long to apologise:o
I think
I'm reporting you for that;)
right after I report Hammy
I think
I'm reporting you for that;)
right after I report Hammy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Magenta flame;462615 wrote: go ahead report me !
It's the only way I can acquire the attentions of that lovely person they call "tomestone" Handsome, alluring, sexy tomestone.
I now apologise for that blatent attempt to suck up to the admin.:wah:
Report me too.....I'd like to learn more about him sexy mananager uhuh o yeah:guitarist
It's the only way I can acquire the attentions of that lovely person they call "tomestone" Handsome, alluring, sexy tomestone.
I now apologise for that blatent attempt to suck up to the admin.:wah:
Report me too.....I'd like to learn more about him sexy mananager uhuh o yeah:guitarist
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Your Apology
Magenta!!! Yer lettin the side down, Girlfriend. We aussies clobber the blokes senseless, we do not kiss their sorry um er what's non-gutter talk for a$$. Of course, Tombie is kinda delectable..... long moment of contemplation.. still... I'm reporting myself for my thoughts.
Can't remember whether this is aussie speak or brit speak. Having a "naughty" is doing the horizontal boogie. Having a "thoughty" is thinkin about it. And on that note, I'm outta here. It's Saturday morning and the boids are tweeting. Damn sulphur crested bloody cockatoos woke me up again.
Can't remember whether this is aussie speak or brit speak. Having a "naughty" is doing the horizontal boogie. Having a "thoughty" is thinkin about it. And on that note, I'm outta here. It's Saturday morning and the boids are tweeting. Damn sulphur crested bloody cockatoos woke me up again.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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I apologise in advance for what I'm going to do to Snoozie Woozie if she carries out her threat!!
And yup, Mag - I do routinely shoot a few - oh you mean cockies - yep, them too. And toss them on the barbie! As one does, Down Under!
And yup, Mag - I do routinely shoot a few - oh you mean cockies - yep, them too. And toss them on the barbie! As one does, Down Under!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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I read what you wrote, Hammy.. with the MF initials in there, and did a double take. I have a gutter mind, now honed in to understand American speak. Are you a mother, Mag? :sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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I apologise for the inappropriately dirty minds and general gutter mouths of my fellow posters in here.
Geesch, Snoozie.. no wonder you grew up strong and fine, just like that boy called Sue. How do you do?! I seem to recall lots of mud, blood and beer.
Which reminds me, anyone for a cold tinnie? OOOps
I apologise for mentioning booze which is pretty dang corrupting
And I apologise for using the expression 'cold tinnie' which may be incomprehensible to non Aussie speakers.
Um.. and I apologise for apologising when I said I wasn't going to apologise ever at all for anything

Geesch, Snoozie.. no wonder you grew up strong and fine, just like that boy called Sue. How do you do?! I seem to recall lots of mud, blood and beer.
Which reminds me, anyone for a cold tinnie? OOOps
I apologise for mentioning booze which is pretty dang corrupting
And I apologise for using the expression 'cold tinnie' which may be incomprehensible to non Aussie speakers.
Um.. and I apologise for apologising when I said I wasn't going to apologise ever at all for anything
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;462729 wrote: I apologise for the inappropriately dirty minds and general gutter mouths of my fellow posters in here.
Geesch, Snoozie.. no wonder you grew up strong and fine, just like that boy called Sue. How do you do?! I seem to recall lots of mud, blood and beer.
Which reminds me, anyone for a cold tinnie? OOOps
I apologise for mentioning booze which is pretty dang corrupting
And I apologise for using the expression 'cold tinnie' which may be incomprehensible to non Aussie speakers.
Um.. and I apologise for apologising when I said I wasn't going to apologise ever at all for anything
i apologize for not knowing what the heel a tinnie is. :-2

Geesch, Snoozie.. no wonder you grew up strong and fine, just like that boy called Sue. How do you do?! I seem to recall lots of mud, blood and beer.
Which reminds me, anyone for a cold tinnie? OOOps
I apologise for mentioning booze which is pretty dang corrupting
And I apologise for using the expression 'cold tinnie' which may be incomprehensible to non Aussie speakers.
Um.. and I apologise for apologising when I said I wasn't going to apologise ever at all for anything
i apologize for not knowing what the heel a tinnie is. :-2
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A can of the amber fluid, Gups!!!
And amber fluid is unprocessed beer. Well processed beer is probably an amber fluid too, but heck, we won't go there, or I'll end up having to bloody apologise again.
And amber fluid is unprocessed beer. Well processed beer is probably an amber fluid too, but heck, we won't go there, or I'll end up having to bloody apologise again.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;462733 wrote: A can of the amber fluid, Gups!!!
And amber fluid is unprocessed beer. Well processed beer is probably an amber fluid too, but heck, we won't go there, or I'll end up having to bloody apologise again.
ooooh, well , i apologise for being a dork fish......:p and for mispelling the word "hell" and i apologise for spelling the word correctly this time.:wah:
And amber fluid is unprocessed beer. Well processed beer is probably an amber fluid too, but heck, we won't go there, or I'll end up having to bloody apologise again.
ooooh, well , i apologise for being a dork fish......:p and for mispelling the word "hell" and i apologise for spelling the word correctly this time.:wah:
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I apologize for not having anything to apologize for..:-3
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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guppy;462738 wrote: ooooh, well , i apologise for being a dork fish......:p and for mispelling the word "hell" and i apologise for spelling the word correctly this time.:wah:
I thought that was just your accent, Gups, or perhaps your finer feelings showing.
Hayell !!!
I've always had a kinda soft spot for Dadgummit !!! And similar Americanisms!! They show great linguistic creativity.
Of course 'heel' is a useful word to have in one's vocabulary too. What else would you say to a man - or a dog - who got out of line. If they don't, that's when ya shoot them, I think.
I thought that was just your accent, Gups, or perhaps your finer feelings showing.
Hayell !!!
I've always had a kinda soft spot for Dadgummit !!! And similar Americanisms!! They show great linguistic creativity.
Of course 'heel' is a useful word to have in one's vocabulary too. What else would you say to a man - or a dog - who got out of line. If they don't, that's when ya shoot them, I think.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;462782 wrote: I thought that was just your accent, Gups, or perhaps your finer feelings showing.
Hayell !!!
I've always had a kinda soft spot for Dadgummit !!! And similar Americanisms!! They show great linguistic creativity.
Of course 'heel' is a useful word to have in one's vocabulary too. What else would you say to a man - or a dog - who got out of line. If they don't, that's when ya shoot them, I think.
dadgummit-why didn't i think of that, i might could a shot one not long ago....a man, not a dooooog.
i apoligize for not thinkin of it a fer now. dad burnitt, i am always a day late and a dollar short.
Hayell !!!
I've always had a kinda soft spot for Dadgummit !!! And similar Americanisms!! They show great linguistic creativity.
Of course 'heel' is a useful word to have in one's vocabulary too. What else would you say to a man - or a dog - who got out of line. If they don't, that's when ya shoot them, I think.
dadgummit-why didn't i think of that, i might could a shot one not long ago....a man, not a dooooog.
