*the BAH HUMBUG thread*

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:57 am

Ahhh it's this evil, evil thread again, thought I had seen the end of this hahaha.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:28 am

Fa-la-la.........................

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:14 am

Rudolph the Red Nose raindeer,

had a very shiny nose.

And if you ever saw him,

you would even say it glows.

All of the other raindeer,

used to LAUGH and call him NAMES.

They wouldn't LET poor Rudolph,

join in any raindeer GAMES.

Then one frosty Christmas eve...

Rudolph lost it.

He could'nt take anymore of the torment and humiliation.

The intolerance and critisism of his unique feature.

A life of pain and anguish, a life of hell, needed to end. And Rudolph had to end it.

Yes, he did polish his horns that night.

The spell of RAGE and INSANITY overtook him for several hours.

He went in to Santa's house....and yes, he did lash him with his own whip.

The whip that had been used on poor Rudolph so many times before.

This man who had allowed all the abuse by the other raindeer to go on for all these years.

He needed to pay.

And Rudolph took him out.

Along with several Elves, who tried to thwart him.

Then Rudolph grabbed Santa's semi-automatic, "special toy".

He went into the barn where the other deer were.....

And there would BE no more mockery....there would BE no more rejection.

Rudolph blew them away.

And yes, he decapitated Prancer, because PRANCER had always been EXTRA snotty, encouraging the others to begin their cruelty and ruthless insults.... such as "Rudolph....the Red Nosed Freak".

So I ask you.....ladies and gentalmen of the jury....is this sweet, glowing little wide eyed face that of a cold blooded killer?

Or of an innocent creature....abused from the day he was ripped from his mothers hooves...and forced into slavery. To be verbally bashed, neglected, and isolated....everyday of his life....and who JUST COULD'NT TAKE IT ANYMORE.

Ladies and gentalmen of the jury.....I rest my case.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:29 am

*sitting in the jury and blowing kisses at Wolfy*

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:39 am

things to do during the holidays...

Dress up like St. Nick or some other X-mas charactor. Make the outfit look filthy and burned. Put on some fake wound make-up. Take a bottle of Jack Daniels, and go wandering around various places ranting and raving loudly about whatever you wish. Use lots of curse words.

Get into the tree lot at night and spray paint "COMMIES MUST DIE", on all the trees.

Sit at home and make little voodoo dolls from everyday objects you have lying around, then give them to people for gifts(wrap them in the sunday comics).

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:35 pm

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:01 pm

Chookie;472341 wrote:

YEAY!!!!!!!!!

hey LC, the army is growing!!!

papaboo951 · Post by **papaboo951** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:55 pm

LMAO, this thread reminds me of my late father. A really great guy and ass-hole.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:37 pm

you calling scrooge an a$$hat??

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:26 am

lady cop;472403 wrote: you calling scrooge an a$$hat??

i do believe she's talking crap, LC. and it's directed at you.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:19 pm

chonsigirl;471897 wrote: Fa-la-la.........................

Deck the balls with bows of holly?

Would that not be a bit prickly?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:20 pm

No--deck the halls with Santa's balls! :wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:08 pm

My name is Dubs, and I am a Bah Humbug-er!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:12 pm

dubs;473270 wrote: My name is Dubs, and I am a Bah Humbug-er!

welcome! grab a stale fruitcake and prepare to engage the enemy!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:15 pm

Yes, it's that time of year again! A vocal group of Christians is complaining loudly that they can't put up a nativity scene in their local PUBLIC park! Countless churches and private yards are available, of course, but these people are now declaring that "Christmas is under attack!"

Riiiiiight! I think a stale fruitcake trashing is in order here.....lemme' at 'em!

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:18 pm

I've got a special ops mission LC....There are several 7ft inflateable santas appeared in my neighbourhood.......I have a BB gun!...Back later;)

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:57 pm

ok crew...i found these annoying orphans singing Christmas carols...i say we pelt them with snowballs! heh heh

Attached files

WyrdJesan · Post by **WyrdJesan** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:08 pm

I hate christmas! Yes yes that's right I hate it so much! Bah Humbug times infinity!!!!

The only feeling that I get from the season is anxiety.

The music is horrible. Why is Santa getting laid in every song?!

I can't go near the mall without gagging!

I exclaim my dislike of this silly silly holliday!

But I'll still take the day off.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:16 pm

Fa-la-la.......................

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:31 pm

chonsigirl;474266 wrote: Fa-la-la.......................la-la-la-la

:p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:34 pm

Frosty the Snowman............................

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:35 pm

may all your Christmas cards come 'postage due'.:p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:37 pm

La-la-la...............................

*looking for mistletoe*

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:47 pm

La-la-la-la

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:05 pm

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:24 pm

"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? Let them go there!"

From the immortal Ebeneezer Scrooge.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:31 pm

Let's see that smile, Scrooge....................

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:15 pm

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December...."

E.S.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:25 pm

"veiled threats" sounds like something I'd've seen in Jordan.

:wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:49 pm

:wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:01 pm

:yh_angel :yh_angel :yh_angel

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:17 pm

That is cute, Scrooge............................

Fa-la-la..................

Had to get one more Fa-la-la-ing in before bed..........................:wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:11 am

The design for a beer bottle label from Shelton Brothers for Santa's Butt Winter Porter.

PORTLAND, Maine — A :siteSearch('beer');">beer distributor says Maine is being a Scrooge by barring it from selling a beer with a label depicting Santa Claus enjoying a pint of brew.

In a complaint filed in federal court, :siteSearch('Shelton Brothers');">Shelton Brothers accuses the Maine Bureau of Liquor Enforcement of censorship for denying applications for labels for :siteSearch('Santa's Butt Winter Porter');">Santa's Butt Winter Porter and two other beers it wants to sell in Maine.

The dispute recalls a similar squabble last year when Connecticut told Shelton Brothers it had problems with its Seriously Bad Elf ale.

"Last year it was elves. This year it's Santa. Maybe next year it'll be reindeer," said Daniel Shelton, owner of the company in Belchertown, Mass.

The lawsuit, filed Thursday, contends the state's action violates the First Amendment by censoring artistic expression.

But the state says it's within its rights. The label with Santa might appeal to children, said Maine State Police Lt. Patrick Fleming. The other two labels are considered inappropriate because they show bare-breasted women.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:23 am

I'm getting my tree out today..........................

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:26 am

chonsigirl;474588 wrote: I'm getting my tree out today..........................:)may all it's needles fall out.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:32 am

Fa-la-la....................

:)

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:33 am

chonsigirl;474591 wrote: Fa-la-la....................

:)

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....la la...la la la la.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:35 am

How is this...I do not decorate at all. I have not put out a decoration in years.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:48 am

Bah-humbug!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:34 pm

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:46 pm

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:06 pm

Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!! Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!! Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!! Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!! Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!!

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:41 am

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:50 am

May the needles of a thousand over-dry pine trees attach themselves to your carpet!