BUT BUT BUT You said I could be Bridesmaid Pants.. :-4
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
24Hours;487301 wrote: I heard that Pinky can drink Hammy under the table.
Does Hammy come in a bottle or can? I drink above the table most of the time, at least I start above the table.
Lulu2;487368 wrote: (PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you hear that the Hamster is REALLY having quadruplets? By four different fathers? With different due dates?)
I heard that but I didn't want to believe it!! Tsk tsk young furball.
Still, all the more for us forum aunties to play with and warp their minds:sneaky:
Talking of sucking babies ears, my best friend and his wife have 2 little adorable boys (thats one of them in the pic with me on me profile), they are 12 months and 24 months, they are lovely of course, but they are also little scream/puke/crap/attention bags, and my two friends look like zombies half the time because of course they also have jobs and all that. Apart from sucking their ears, or dosing them with gripewater (which you can't get in Ireland any more for some reason), any suggestions on how to placate this little baby men with loud voices?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
PSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you all know that our very own CHER once ruled the stage at a local STRIP CLUB? She invented the now-legendary TRIPLE GRIND! Strippers have actually died, trying to recreate Cher's move!:-3
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
Lulu2;489231 wrote: PSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you all know that our very own CHER once ruled the stage at a local STRIP CLUB? She invented the now-legendary TRIPLE GRIND! Strippers have actually died, trying to recreate Cher's move!:-3
Not THE move?.....the one with a difficulty factor of 9? :yh_ooooo
Lulu2;489248 wrote: THAT VERY ONE! And nobody has ever performed it again....her finesse and style will remain, appropriately, legendary!
Cher is truly the Olga Korbut of the lap-dancing world :yh_giggle
PPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Have you all heard about the Hamster? It appears she's undergone tests and it's been confirmed that she'll soon be giving birth to a litter of GERBILS!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
I THOUGHT I saw you as Antonio Banderas & I were enjoying our private hot tub at a luxurious resort! You & Richard were playing chess, weren't you? :wah:
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
Lulu2;490043 wrote: I THOUGHT I saw you as Antonio Banderas & I were enjoying our private hot tub at a luxurious resort! You & Richard were playing chess, weren't you? :wah:
I knew I recognised that bloke in the hot tub! So that gorgeous girl with him was you - he's a lucky man.
Just in case you saw me there I was the statuesque blonde in the very skimpy bikini (no cellulite) being fed grapes by Viggo Mortensen whilst Brad Pitt was giving me a foot rub and Sean Bean was fanning me with a palm leaf. Bliss:)
Pinky;491474 wrote: It's when they tell you stick your hand on the big pink thing and then you realise you're not on the mat that you have to worry:D:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ...only Pinky... :yh_rotfl
HAVE YOU HEARD THAT OUR VERY OWN CLANCY HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH PRINCESS ANNE? It's TRUE! She just LOVES his music! SHE DANCES NUDE TO HIS PLAYING! IT'S TRUE!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
Lulu2;491717 wrote: HAVE YOU HEARD THAT OUR VERY OWN CLANCY HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH PRINCESS ANNE? It's TRUE! She just LOVES his music! SHE DANCES NUDE TO HIS PLAYING! IT'S TRUE!
I heard that she took him to a fancy hotel. She said "Would you like the Bridal Suite?" to which our intrepid hero replied "Och no lassie, just hold on tae ma ears an' ye'll not be fallin' off"