Gossip please!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:54 am

I don't know who I'm having an affair with this week...

maybe one of the new "guys"?? We could start the evening off with a romantic placenta dinner....

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:57 am

sunny104;487258 wrote: I don't know who I'm having an affair with this week...

maybe one of the new "guys"?? We could start the evening off with a romantic placenta dinner....

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:58 am

BUT BUT BUT You said I could be Bridesmaid Pants.. :-4

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:19 am

Hamster;487269 wrote: and a bottle of chianti??? :wah:

:yh_doh what did I start...:wah:

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:48 am

I heard that Pinky can drink Hammy under the table.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:50 am

24Hours;487301 wrote: I heard that Pinky can drink Hammy under the table.
Does Hammy come in a bottle or can? I drink above the table most of the time, at least I start above the table.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:59 am

YZGI;487303 wrote: Does Hammy come in a bottle or can? I drink above the table most of the time, at least I start above the table.

:yh_rotfl

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:46 am

(PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you hear that the Hamster is REALLY having quadruplets? By four different fathers? With different due dates?)

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:48 am

Lulu2;487368 wrote: (PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you hear that the Hamster is REALLY having quadruplets? By four different fathers? With different due dates?)

I heard that but I didn't want to believe it!! Tsk tsk young furball.

Still, all the more for us forum aunties to play with and warp their minds:sneaky:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:49 am

Excellent point! Did you know that Galbally likes to suck on babies' ears? It's just SHOCKING!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:50 am

Lulu2;487378 wrote: Excellent point! Did you know that Galbally likes to suck on babies' ears? It's just SHOCKING!

now I'd definitely put him in the warping minds catagory - in the nicest possible way if you're reading this G.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:27 am

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Don't let Accountable get near your cat! Trust me on this!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:39 am

Lulu2;487454 wrote: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Don't let Accountable get near your cat! Trust me on this!

oh, that was just a one time thing!

:wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:00 pm

Hey, how was I to know it was a euphamism?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:53 am

Talking of sucking babies ears, my best friend and his wife have 2 little adorable boys (thats one of them in the pic with me on me profile), they are 12 months and 24 months, they are lovely of course, but they are also little scream/puke/crap/attention bags, and my two friends look like zombies half the time because of course they also have jobs and all that. Apart from sucking their ears, or dosing them with gripewater (which you can't get in Ireland any more for some reason), any suggestions on how to placate this little baby men with loud voices?

teramiabullfrog · Post by **teramiabullfrog** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:37 am

with loud voices in song, in reply to how to placate (sp) this little men in song

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:44 am

PSSSSST! Try to get your hands on teramiah's wine! It's mighty fine!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:02 pm

YZGI;487303 wrote: Does Hammy come in a bottle or can? I drink above the table most of the time, at least I start above the table.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... cial&hl=en

:D

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:13 pm

PSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you all know that our very own CHER once ruled the stage at a local STRIP CLUB? She invented the now-legendary TRIPLE GRIND! Strippers have actually died, trying to recreate Cher's move!:-3

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:25 pm

Lulu2;489231 wrote: PSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you all know that our very own CHER once ruled the stage at a local STRIP CLUB? She invented the now-legendary TRIPLE GRIND! Strippers have actually died, trying to recreate Cher's move!:-3
Not THE move?.....the one with a difficulty factor of 9? :yh_ooooo

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:26 pm

THAT VERY ONE! And nobody has ever performed it again....her finesse and style will remain, appropriately, legendary!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:54 pm

Lulu2;489248 wrote: THAT VERY ONE! And nobody has ever performed it again....her finesse and style will remain, appropriately, legendary!
Cher is truly the Olga Korbut of the lap-dancing world :yh_giggle

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:28 pm

Uncle Kram;489299 wrote: Cher is truly the Olga Korbut of the lap-dancing world :yh_giggle

My fame precedes me :p

Line up girls -- are you ready for your pole dancing lessons? :p

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:14 pm

PPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Have you all heard about the Hamster? It appears she's undergone tests and it's been confirmed that she'll soon be giving birth to a litter of GERBILS!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:26 pm

Rumor has it that our very own Hammy is a close personal friend of Richard Gere's!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:34 am

I THOUGHT I saw you as Antonio Banderas & I were enjoying our private hot tub at a luxurious resort! You & Richard were playing chess, weren't you? :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:22 pm

Lulu2;490043 wrote: I THOUGHT I saw you as Antonio Banderas & I were enjoying our private hot tub at a luxurious resort! You & Richard were playing chess, weren't you? :wah:

I knew I recognised that bloke in the hot tub! So that gorgeous girl with him was you - he's a lucky man.

Just in case you saw me there I was the statuesque blonde in the very skimpy bikini (no cellulite) being fed grapes by Viggo Mortensen whilst Brad Pitt was giving me a foot rub and Sean Bean was fanning me with a palm leaf. Bliss:)

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:17 pm

Pinky;491474 wrote: It's when they tell you stick your hand on the big pink thing and then you realise you're not on the mat that you have to worry:D:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ...only Pinky... :yh_rotfl

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:53 pm

HAVE YOU HEARD THAT OUR VERY OWN CLANCY HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH PRINCESS ANNE? It's TRUE! She just LOVES his music! SHE DANCES NUDE TO HIS PLAYING! IT'S TRUE!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:15 am

Lulu2;491717 wrote: HAVE YOU HEARD THAT OUR VERY OWN CLANCY HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH PRINCESS ANNE? It's TRUE! She just LOVES his music! SHE DANCES NUDE TO HIS PLAYING! IT'S TRUE!
I heard that she took him to a fancy hotel. She said "Would you like the Bridal Suite?" to which our intrepid hero replied "Och no lassie, just hold on tae ma ears an' ye'll not be fallin' off"