jimbo baggins a new story thread

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:16 am

Koan: "It's what to come to pass if you shall fail.

The Fellowship of the Cap is breaking, it has already begun,

He will try to take the Cap, you know whom I speak,

One by one it will destroy them all..."

El Cappacino: "Where is the Master and the Cap?

Where is the wind that was blowing from our precious?

They have past like rain on the mountains,

like wind in the Baggins Lavatory.

The days have come down on the West,

behind the forum into General.

How did it come to this?"

Minks: "You are a Cap-wearer, Baggins. To bear a cap of power is to be alone."

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:57 am

Ahh.. I see my cap of powers has begun to work its magic on the weak FG'ers, Beware Tombstone, soon this message board will all be mine. MUHAHAHAHA MINE I SAY ALL MINE!!!!!

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:09 am

YZGI;725871 wrote: Ahh.. I see my cap of powers has begun to work its magic on the weak FG'ers, Beware Tombstone, soon this message board will all be mine. MUHAHAHAHA MINE I SAY ALL MINE!!!!!

the fellowship travel thew the dark wood were the troll army awaits to take the cap by force

but one feels the need to be closer to the precious

nasty fat hobbits wants the pwecious for them selfs

a hidden message awaits to be found

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:14 am

jimbo;725894 wrote: [quote=el guapo;725890]the fellowship travel thew the dark wood were the troll army awaits to take the cap by force

but one feels the need to be closer to the precious

nasty fat hobbits wants the pwecious for them selfs

a hidden message awaits to be found[/quote]

its on the inside it says xxl

:wah:

baggins is clever hobbit

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:27 am

jimbo;725903 wrote: [quote=el guapo;725897]

snookums with his bad leg is a clever hoppit:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:

but when snookums looked to the left he saw a red stone. When going to get the stone......................

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:08 am

Tater Tazz;725907 wrote: [QUOTE=jimbo;725903]

but when snookums looked to the left he saw a red stone. When going to get the stone......................

it was a blood ruby left by the elves to help the fellowship on its way

who shall look after the ruby asked el g

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:19 am

Jimbo Baggins sat singing to himself quietly in the corner of the forest with a furrowed brow

Let it never be said that the cap aint on my head

cos' there's so little else occupying my head

There is nothing I need, cept the fellowship of the cap

But I'm not really fussed doesn't matter to me

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby

Do ya do ya do ya do ya

Know what your doing, doing to me

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby

Due to lack of interest

capfest is cancelled

let the caps be chavvy and the medallions hang

cos theres nothing at all cept' the space in between my head

Finding out what youre called and repeating your name

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby

Do ya do ya do ya do ya

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:36 am

Chezzie;725973 wrote: Jimbo Baggins sat singing to himself quietly in the corner of the forest with a furrowed brow

Let it never be said that the cap aint on my head

cos' there's so little else occupying my head

There is nothing I need, cept the fellowship of the cap

But I'm not really fussed doesn't matter to me

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby

Do ya do ya do ya do ya

Know what your doing, doing to me

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby

Due to lack of interest

capfest is cancelled

let the caps be chavvy and the medallions hang

cos theres nothing at all cept' the space in between my head

Finding out what youre called and repeating your name

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby

Do ya do ya do ya do ya

chez of the elves shall carry the ruby along the dangerious journey

keep it close the baggins may have need of its power

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:48 am

chez of the elves accepted El Capuccinos request and bestowed the Ruby amongst her very person, somewhere deeep within my precious...:sneaky:

The fellowship of the cap began their arduous journey but "One does not simply walk into Morondor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Tombstone is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with trolls and ash and dead posts, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is internet suicide.";

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:55 am

Chezzie;725987 wrote: chez of the elves accepted El Capuccinos request and bestowed the Ruby amongst her very person, somewhere deeep within my precious...:sneaky:

The fellowship of the cap began their arduous journey but "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Tombstone is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with trolls and ash and dead posts, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is internet suicide.";

the correct name of that place is MORONdor we must not fail for the newbies

we must use are skills and out friendship to beat the evil ygziman

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:10 pm

aye aye CAPtain:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:51 pm

el guapo;725992 wrote: the correct name of that place is MORONdor we must not fail for the newbies

we must use are skills and out friendship to beat the evil ygziman

I bow to you, kind sir.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:53 pm

lady aftor (along for the ride)you may join our fellowship

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:51 am

el guapo;726099 wrote: lady aftor (along for the ride)you may join our fellowship

as the fellowship enter the wood a troll raiding party had set a trap

there bows where many there swords jagged yet like razors

are the fellowship doomed

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:28 am

No, indeed for the Wizard Galbalf distracted the trolls until the first rays of the weak winter sun shone over the misted-up mountains, and then all were turned to stone.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:05 am

Galbally;726382 wrote: No, indeed for the Wizard Galbalf distracted the trolls until the first rays of the weak winter sun shone over the misted-up mountains, and then all were turned to stone.

we welcome the Gaelic wizard galbalf

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:16 am

el guapo;726433 wrote: we welcome the Gaelic wizard galbalf

Well met my good man, now where has that Jimbo Baggins gotten to, has he been at the ale again?

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:19 am

Galbally;726442 wrote: Well met my good man, now where has that Jimbo Baggins gotten to, has he been at the ale again?

the nasty little fat hobbit is hid behind that tree your long flowing beard scares him ya see those hobbit have no hair on the heads:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:41 am

jimbo;726496 wrote: listen slim, god made very few perfect heads those of them he made perfect he made bald .... the most imperfect heads he made ginger :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: you my friend are not bald in fact you a ginger :wah::wah:

my dear lord ya gingerist:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:07 am

"A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this night."

Koan: "Morondor, Baggins, is it left or right?"

Minks: "What's it doing? Stupid, fat, hobbit! You ruins it!"

Jimbo Baggins: "Besides you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission.......fellowship of the cap.........Thing."

El Capuccino: "Well, that rules you out, Baggins."

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:52 pm

Methinks our hero jimbo baggins hath tried to escape to another thread to rest awhile during this journey. But, alas, we did find him and bid him to return to us and he hath done so. We all laugh heartilly and slap each other on the back and affirm that we are all comrads and we shall journey forth...together.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:41 pm

el guapo;726099 wrote: lady aftor (along for the ride)you may join our fellowship

Curtsying. "Thank you, my lord." Then I slap you on the back and laugh heartilly.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:48 am

along-for-the-ride;726929 wrote: Curtsying. "Thank you, my lord." Then I slap you on the back and laugh heartilly.

i slap ya thigh and get clipped around the ear

jimbo does not get this thread he has not seen lord of the rings:mad:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:49 am

el guapo;727167 wrote: i slap ya thigh and get clipped around the ear

jimbo does not get this thread he has not seen lord of the rings:mad:
This is the best thread in ages!!!!!!

*Immy sneaks away for she has not the literary skills to compare with the Lady Chezadriel*

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:54 pm

el guapo;727167 wrote: i slap ya thigh and get clipped around the ear

jimbo does not get this thread he has not seen lord of the rings:mad:

(whispering )"Pssssssssss. el quapo that would make a nice Christmas gift for that Jimbo baggins guy... a Lord of the Rings DVD"

Back to the Story at Hand:

We must seize the partaking of this strong, but oh so sweet, ale. We are getting too rowdy. It is getting to us and hindering us from continuing our quest for the precious cap.

(whispering) "Psssssss, Jimbo, that would make a nice Chritmas gift for that el quapo guy.......................that cap.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:01 pm

psss i can hear ya

who has the the map to the moron dor caves

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:43 pm

Never before has anyone dared utter words of that tongue here, for feareth of the modeth ones.

The red ruby cannot be destroyed, Baggins, son of Bagligins, by any craft that we here possess. The Ruby was made in the fires of Mount ForumDoom. Only there can it be unmade. The ruby must be taken deep into Morondor and cast back into the fiery chasm of wonderwendys chest from whence it came. One of you must do this. One does not simply walk into Morondor. It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great tombstone is ever watchful along with the dwarves who serve him.

SHIRE! BAGGINS! SHIRE! BAGGINS! SHIRE! BAGGINS!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:43 pm

el guapo;727468 wrote: psss i can hear ya

who has the the map to the moron dor caves

It's beginning to look alot like Christmas...........uh.............oh...............the map.........I thought you had it...er....you folded it and thrust it deep inside your knapsack so you would not lose it on the journey.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:09 am

along-for-the-ride;727550 wrote: It's beginning to look alot like Christmas...........uh.............oh...............the map.........I thought you had it...er....you folded it and thrust it deep inside your knapsack so you would not lose it on the journey.

it seems jimbo the bimbo baggins has gone off alone

we must find him

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:12 am

el guapo;728991 wrote: it seems jimbo the bimbo baggins has gone off alone

we must find him

I think you'll find he's havin his hair done :sneaky::p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:55 am

Indeed Bimbo, Ohhps I mean Jimbo Baggins whenst forward to the locketh saloneth for a restyleth so his enemies do not recognise him..

Upon his return and pressuming we recognise Baggins we will hence forwards and onwards to the Morondor Caves.

It's what to come to pass if we shall fail. The Fellowship of the cap is breaking, it has already begun, He will try to take the Ring, you know whom I speak One by one it will destroy us all..."

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:00 am

We have a map (can't be bothered to read all the posts :wah:), where does this map lead us. Are we any closer to getting that cap? Has Baggins gone into hiding?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:05 am

No El Capuccino thats not the map we need

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:10 am

ThePheasant;729049 wrote: We have a map (can't be bothered to read all the posts :wah:), where does this map lead us. Are we any closer to getting that cap? Has Baggins gone into hiding?

morondor

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:27 am

el guapo;729062 wrote: morondor

eh that El Capuccino is a man of many words :wah::wah::wah::wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:56 pm

Chezzie;729086 wrote: eh that El Capuccino is a man of many words :wah::wah::wah::wah:

as always:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:32 pm

I do believe Jimbo Baggins was making merry with several elf-like creatures. Perhaps we can persuade one of those elves to snatch the precious cap while he is distracted by the fanfare. Being one of the elves in disquise, I will volunteer for that mission, and perhaps, the fair maid Suzy will assist in this endeavor. Off I go...........I will be quick and artful in my movements.