Stumbled across this site by chance. Glad I did, everyone seems so lovely.

Let me begin by confessing that I have never been good at public speaking, so please forgive my modesty. That said, I can condense everything there is to know about me into one, definitive statement-
I am just the coolest person ever!!!
:rolleyes:
Now that I have cleverly tricked you all into believing I am in fact the coolest person ever, we can do away with the false show of bravado

I am really just a regular girl, and we are living in a material world...
I'll shut up now.
Nice to meet you all!