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elixer
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Hi!

Stumbled across this site by chance. Glad I did, everyone seems so lovely. :)

Let me begin by confessing that I have never been good at public speaking, so please forgive my modesty. That said, I can condense everything there is to know about me into one, definitive statement-

I am just the coolest person ever!!!

:rolleyes:

Now that I have cleverly tricked you all into believing I am in fact the coolest person ever, we can do away with the false show of bravado :)

I am really just a regular girl, and we are living in a material world...

I'll shut up now.

Nice to meet you all!
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elixer;817436 wrote: Hi!

Stumbled across this site by chance. Glad I did, everyone seems so lovely. :)

Let me begin by confessing that I have never been good at public speaking, so please forgive my modesty. That said, I can condense everything there is to know about me into one, definitive statement-

I am just the coolest person ever!!!

:rolleyes:

Now that I have cleverly tricked you all into believing I am in fact the coolest person ever, we can do away with the false show of bravado :)

I am really just a regular girl, and we are living in a material world...

I'll shut up now.

Nice to meet you all!


Hi :-6

Hope you have fun in the garden :D
Very nearly perfect ... :D
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Hi Elixer

Welcome to the garden..........Have fun:)
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Good opening post Elixer, Welcome to FG. :-6
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spot wanders obliviously through the thread carrying the still-warm severed head of Galbally in one hand and a large dripping tomahawk in the other.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
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spot;817462 wrote: spot wanders obliviously through the thread carrying the still-warm severed head of Galbally in one hand and a large dripping tomahawk in the other.


Modern society frowns upon severed heads and blood soaked tomahawks as a common greeting.

Perhaps a



hi how are you, Im pleased to meet you...spock



would be a gentler way to greet a newcomer.



Then conceivably after a few pleasantries were exchanged you could delve into the process of how you managed to disunite Dr Gallbladders head from the remainder of his twitching carcass.



Nomads lesson # 1 on the finer points of developing new relationships and fully realizing the potential of friendships.
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Ah.

elixer;817436 wrote: Nice to meet you all!


hi how are you, Im pleased to meet you...spock.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
elixer
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Thanks for the warm welcome! (Even if it's only the warmth of a fresh kill...)

Nomad;817472 wrote:

Then conceivably after a few pleasantries were exchanged you could delve into the process of how you managed to disunite Dr Gallbladders head from the remainder of his twitching carcass.




Pleasantries can wait...do tell!
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Oh.

That.

It's for your dog, he looks hungry. The head wasn't doing anything useful.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
elixer
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Ah.

Are your posts always so full of bile?
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elixer;817507 wrote: Ah.



Are your posts always so full of bile?


I can answer this one ! :D
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spot hefts the tomahawk for effect and watches quietly
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
elixer
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oooohhhhhh...

LOL

I have a hungry dog, remember? ;)
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Give me back me tomahawk, Spot!! I only said you could borrow it to chop wood, not to behead me good mate, Galbers... Alas poor Galbally, I knew him well.. sigh..

Oh er, Elixir - g'day Hon!!! Nice to meet a way cool sister goddess... see ya round the garden paths. In daylight, of course, only.. By night strange things go bump...

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Welcome to FG Elixer. :-6
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Thank you, thank you.

AussiePam;817621 wrote: Oh er, Elixir - g'day Hon!!! Nice to meet a way cool sister goddess...


Thank you, AussiePam, for acknowledging me for my true, infallible self!

(as a thing that goes bump in the night, of course...especially when walls and furniture materialize out of thin air when i'm trying to find the toilet bleary eyed and half asleep.)

I am a Goddess. :cool:
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welcome Elixer i hope you love it here :-4
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