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And Buckaroo too? *Santa scratches head*

Well jumping jinglebells...if that's what m'lady wants, then that's what m'lady shall have! ho ho ho :wah:

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As a special treat for you Iris, I will send you to take tea at the Ritz with Mark

and a weekly supply of many varieties of tea for you to savour!

Enjoy, my dear!

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Here is a bouquet of Irises for sweet Iris.

What would you like me to bring you for Christmas, my lovely? :-4

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<t>Ho ho ho Betty! It's taken a while to organise your surprise. You've got two tickets to New York for a shopping spree and all the designer stores have to give you as many free pairs of boots and cardies as you wish! 
 
Abbey - a week of pampering at Champneys 
 
LadyCop - A trip ...

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<t>I'll try to give out as many as possible today, but due to the Elves having a panic attack and threatening to go on strike, I'm a little behind this year! 
 
AussiePam - The whole Terry Pratchett collection to date and a rather nice green man to hang on the wall 
 
Chocoholic - A ...

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I wish I could bring you, LC, the gifts you really want. Sadly my powers have some limitations. But I leave iwth you my very best wishes for happiness for you and your loved ones, this Christmas, and always.

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HOHOHO

Happy Christmas to Everyone

HOHOHO

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Leather - bound complete sets of Pratchett novels for EVERYONE !!

Ho ho HO

(there will be a test early in the New Year)

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Come and see me some time, Pinky :sneaky:

and we can discuss your debt of gratitude. Mrs C is usually out Fridays.

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<t>Thank you, my dear - 
 
I had intended to give you a dictionary of obscure expressions, but thought you might use it, spreading angst. 
 
The toddy is much appreciated. Nobody's understands how thankless my work is. The children are little monsters. They laugh if I get stuck in ...

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More Presents

Snooze : DVD - Ann of Green Gables

LC: The Martha Stewart guide to Everything

Pinky: a spray of heather for true love

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<t>Ho Ho Ho 
 
I'm bringing gifts for all of you 
 
Pinky - another week in Paris, France, with any FGer of your choice (applications should be sent care of GoodSanta) 
 
Red Glitter - a week in Tuscany, Italy, with any FGer of your choice (applications as above) 
<br ...

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<t>Imladris;494883 wrote: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.......... 
 
 
 
.....if I try to be even nicer next year could we make it a week?? 
 
 
Ok, you've twisted my arm as your pics of me that you have in your signature line make me go HO HO ...

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It makes christmas even more fun, so who would you like to grab under the mistletoe?

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And a very merry christmas to you Imaldris. For being such a good girl you get a weekend away with Viggo Mortensen.

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No, not at all. I want Rudy back in one piece!

Though you're such a nice boy all year that I know you've looked after him well.

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In my younger days, many moons ago it used to be ADD. That's why I took up making toys all year.

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Not even one Elf for company? I'll make sure I bring your present along too to say thankyou for looking after Rudy for me.

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<r>spot;494861 wrote: Is, not are. My set's cloth-bound from 1924 and I much prefer it to the current edition, it has a lot more depth to the articles. 
 
 
Pardon my poor grammar Spot, it does tend to go downhill when all you get to read all year are letters from small children <E ...

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Spot, here are a brand new leather-bound set of Encyclopedia Brittanica, much better than Wikipedia!

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<t>SnoozeControl;494854 wrote: Snooze Control 
 
Much more nice than naughty. Can be very thoughtful. Has improved cleanliness, which I like. Could take better care of toys. Says "thank you" often, but still not as much as I would like. Good mood often spreads to others. Hopefully, will ...

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<r>Have some fun in Santa's workshop: 
 
<URL url="http://www.santas-workshop.org/">http://www.santas-workshop.org/</URL> 
 
Watch the LIVE "ElfCam": 
 
<URL url="http://www.santas-workshop.org/elf/elfcam.shtml">http://www.santas-workshop.org/elf/elfcam.shtml</URL> 
<br ...

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<r>Check your rating on the 
 
Santa Claus Naughty or Nice List! 
 
 
As a special treat, Santa Claus is allowing you, family members and friends to access his top secret Naughty or Nice Archives™! To have a peek at your current rating from Santa Claus, click on the link below ...

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Ah, the Happy Hamster! I have a little something for you.

Firstly, here is a wireless rerouter so that Openmind can come here and secondly here is a big pile of tickets to Disneyland!

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...Little Lulu a luxury yacht to cruise in over christmas?

I wouldn't. Happy holidays Lulu!

Santa is...

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I shall be flying through the sky singing Jingle Bells!

Any requests for songs as I pass over your cities?

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<t>Frequently Asked Questions about Christmas 
 
Q: If Santa doesn't have to age, then why has he become old? 
 
A: He only appears to be old. He's an undercover kid. 
 
Q: How can a sleigh possibly fly through the air? 
 
A: If you were being pulled by eight ...

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<t>Galbally;494785 wrote: Oh Santa will bring me what I need, if he ever want to see rudolf again he will anyway. Its like my dad told me, if you can't be good, then be bad instead. :sneaky: 
 
 
Naughty Galbally, holding my head reindeer to ransom. Think of the poor boys and girls ...

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<r>How to tell when you've overdone the Christmas drinkies... 
 
Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 
 
You start kissing the portraits on the wall. 
 
You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier. 
 
You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding ...

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<t> 
 
 
All I need to know about life I learned from a Snowman 
 
It's okay to be a bit bottom heavy. 
 
Hold your ground even when the heat is on. 
 
Wearing white is always appropriate. 
 
Winter is the best of the four seasons. 
 
It ...

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<t>Is it really Santa? 
 
 
 
Here's a clue, if he is taking rather than giving it's probably not the real Santa. 
 
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "what are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the ...

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<t>How does Santa Know? 
 
He knows when you are sleeping, 
 
he knows when you're awake, 
 
he know when you've been bad or good, 
 
so be good for goodness sake 
 
Have you ever wondered how Santa know these things? Santa was the first to use networks ...

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I bring Irish whiskey for all !! Neatly wrapped in gold paper and tied with ribbons.

Am I good, or am I good?

Or rather are you naughty or nice?

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<t>Clipper, I'm bringing you an even larger stove, a set of new pans, a chef's apron, and one of those lovely big white hats. And a large box of tropical fruit, fresh picked. 
 
While I'm here, can you run me up some biscuits and gravy, and maybe just a bale or two of hay for the reindeer ...

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<t>Where's my list? ... Oh, no onsekiz, please do not turn my reindeer into kebabs! At least till after Christmas. Or you won't be getting that playstation! 
 
For Galbally - a pink guitar case painted with tasteful green shamrocks 
 
For Pinky - a weekend in Paris with Heath Ledger ...

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<t>I often drop in on Turkey for new year, it's a wonderful way to relax after all the stress of the big day. They really go nuts over there you know, it's the place to be! 
 
If you're a very good boy, Santa might even leave a ticket (or two) for you in a stocking. You have to rummage in ...

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That elusive Pinky, she never gives a straight answer does she?

I think she may find coal in her stocking this year. Let's hope she doesn't have to boil wash them to get them clean.

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How wonderful Chonsi. Santa will make sure you are suitably rewarded for your beautiful efforts in spreading the christmas spirit!

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Currently, I'm getting the elves to load up the Santamobile. I traded in the Sleigh for The Doc's flying car from 'Back to the Future'. I'm having to give Rudolph extra grub to stop him from making the other reindeer join his union

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Ho ho ho!

A very merry christmas to all in Turkey. Being in Turkey is much better than eating Turkey!

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yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...triple helpings please!

I need to stock up and pad out. Need a lotta fuel! Ho ho hic ho! :wah:

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A bit of Santa fun fer y'all. :wah:

Christmas Match ~ What is hiding behind those cards?

http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/match/index.html

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Give Santa a Kiss - HO HO HO!!!

http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/kiss/index.html

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<r>Here's a fun lil game for y'all to play from Santa. <E>:)</E> 
 
Get Scrooge 
 
<URL url="http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/scrooge/index.html"><LINK_TEXT text="http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/s ... index.html">http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/scrooge/index.html ...

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Guess the Christmas Song

http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/c ... index.html

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Play Tic Tac Toe with Rudolph

http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/t ... index.html

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Play Tic Tac Toe with Santa

http://blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/t ... index.html

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I've been busy carbo-loading! Started early this year! ho ho ho

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You're right! You've been good! Santa will bring a nice pressie to you! :-6

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<t>As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. 
 
DO WE? 
 
 
 
Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert this Christmas (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which ...

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