<r>abbey;1260698 wrote: Oh I'm sure You can perk it up. <E>:D</E><br/>
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The following E-mail is typical of rubbish sent on internet :-<br/>
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My Dear Friend,<br/>
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Please, relax and read my mail. My name is Cristina Dunne, who is diagnosed with oesophageal cancer. To cut the ...

<t>K.Snyder;1299418 wrote: You forgot about hitler's spot he missed on his freaking lip!<br/>
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Hitler had his hair combed the wrong way and had a Charlie Chaplin moustache.He wasn't anything like the Aryan race he wanted to populate the world and no doubt would have been first against ...

<t>RedGlitter;717463 wrote: That's a good point, 911, but for me I'd rather see a bra strap than a braless woman in public. Isn't that odd? I was raised with a lot of modesty and not wearing a bra in public was considered cheap and sloppy. A bra strap showing meant you were lady enough to be wearing ...

<t>While oil companies are elated at finding oil near the Falkland Islands we the public have remember that it costs a lot of money to drill and transport the oil to the customer so we are going to pay a lot for it. The highest bidders are going to be the from the rich nations. Poor Africans and ...

What really annoys me is when I go into a local shop and the shopkeeper is on a mobile phone jabbering away in urdu or hindi and serving is the last thing on their mind.

<r>Odie;1290453 wrote: just aliens.........the truth is out there.<br/>
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not a waste of money for the space station, one day you may have to live there.<E>;)</E><br/>
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It was stated in the beginning of the space station that it was a project that provided jobs on earth but was ...

<r>farmer giles;1202306 wrote: hi earthlings :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl<br/>
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what did the alien say to gordon brown<br/>
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take me to your next leader :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl<br/>
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and er sorry mackem i never knew you had made that post honest <E ...

When our Sun dies we die that's if we haven't already died. No god is going to stop that I reckon.The end of man on Earth is the end of life in the universe.:):)

It's not my intention to promote or condone smoking I simply think that the government shouldn't treat a legitimate industry this way. If they are really concerned about health then why not ban cigarettes altogether ?. Could the loss of votes as well as revenue be the reason they won't.

the latest attempt by the British government to damage cigarette companies is to ban branding on packets.Instead the name would have to be in plain text. Considering the amount of tax the government get from tobacco they are biting the hand that feeds them !