We can send a few boys, "professionals" of course, round to have a "chat" with "naughty boy" Madoff. They can get your money for you, or if not then payment in kind, of whatever "kind" you want.
All we need is a van, some shovels, a pick axe, a bit of duck tape, and a thermometer. I will tell Seamus, he is back over from England for the week, no bother at all.
We have a bit of a backlog at the moment though, the recriminagency is working flat out I have to be honest. Whoever thought that recessions and fraud would bring on so much desire for serious biblical retribution?