Cigarettes -things you must have one after.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:13 pm

Lon;1144315 wrote: With my retirement assets down about 22% I may have to scale back a bit and consider crewing on a sailboat to get back to the U.S. I guess I can forget ever getting the money back that I loaned to Bernie Madoff.:wah:

We can send a few boys, "professionals" of course, round to have a "chat" with "naughty boy" Madoff. They can get your money for you, or if not then payment in kind, of whatever "kind" you want.

All we need is a van, some shovels, a pick axe, a bit of duck tape, and a thermometer. I will tell Seamus, he is back over from England for the week, no bother at all.

We have a bit of a backlog at the moment though, the recriminagency is working flat out I have to be honest. Whoever thought that recessions and fraud would bring on so much desire for serious biblical retribution?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:47 pm

oh yes, and after sex, or did someone mention that?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:13 am

only here could a cig thread turn into a masturbating thread! :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:29 am

ElishaA;1144653 wrote: haha you lot are really funny.

I'm new to this forum soo hii!!

I agree with some of you when I say.. I like a Fag after or accompanied by...

.

Never tell a Tory you like a fag........ your likely to be arrested! :wah:

Taken from Wikki

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:33 am

I myself prefer sex after i've had a cigg :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:34 am

Galbally;1144380 wrote: We can send a few boys, "professionals" of course, round to have a "chat" with "naughty boy" Madoff. They can get your money for you, or if not then payment in kind, of whatever "kind" you want.

All we need is a van, some shovels, a pick axe, a bit of duck tape, and a thermometer. I will tell Seamus, he is back over from England for the week, no bother at all.

We have a bit of a backlog at the moment though, the recriminagency is working flat out I have to be honest. Whoever thought that recessions and fraud would bring on so much desire for serious biblical retribution?

Don't forget the concrete boots when you throw him off the boat.:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:37 am

ElishaA;1144653 wrote: haha you lot are really funny.

I'm new to this forum soo hii!!

I agree with some of you when I say.. I like a Fag after or accompanied by...

Sex - after

Coffee - with

Food - after

Alcohol - During

and lastly when I'm nervous or upset I enjoy one too.

Hi again!

you'll fit right in here!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:01 am

qsducks;1144875 wrote: Don't forget the concrete boots when you throw him off the boat.:wah:

Yeah, the "boat". Of course, of course.

You didn't hear nuthin, right?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:02 am

Galbally;1144915 wrote: Yeah, the "boat". Of course, of course.

You didn't hear nuthin, right?

Mum's the word:wah:. Don't forget to send him a dead fish in the mail.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:39 am

being on here!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:56 am

Odie;1144424 wrote: oh yes, and after sex, or did someone mention that?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I think I did way back:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:17 am

qsducks;1170037 wrote: I think I did way back:wah:

there's always room for duplicates!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:18 am

Well, it certainly isn't dishes! I seem to see those objects one after another, too many times in a day. :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:18 am

Odie;1170053 wrote: there's always room for duplicates!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

When I get up in the morning...ya know to get things moving:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:19 am

chonsigirl;1170056 wrote: Well, it certainly isn't dishes! I seem to see those objects one after another, too many times in a day. :wah:

my list sounds like yours!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:21 am

Odie;1170060 wrote: my list sounds like yours!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

During my soap operas...a total must.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:33 pm

sitting outside in the summer!:guitarist

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:14 pm

after the landscaper calls with the estimate!:-5:-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:03 am

your X phones!:-5:-5

Swimming maggie · Post by **Swimming maggie** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:30 am

Odie;1173955 wrote: after the landscaper calls with the estimate!:-5:-5

surely that should be a stiff drink:wah:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:02 am

Oatmeal.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri May 22, 2009 6:16 am

chemo

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:12 am

Swimming maggie;1192623 wrote: surely that should be a stiff drink:wah:

actually is wasn't all that bad, but still needed a stiff drink!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl